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by Tigerchild
6-24-04
OK, I can understand the mess you made in my kitchen and I'm cool with the Robert De Neiro film channel
but the PAmela Anderson poster has to go!
why?
I am not having pictures of slutty, fake breasted poster girls with Hepatitus B in this house!

 

by Tigerchild
6-25-04
Hi! Anyone home?
Michael!
Scence Censored
do you greet everyone like that?
No, just you

 

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
Miss Tigerchild?
that's me
My name is Sargent Major All-american
really? that's interesting, but what do you want?
I'm from the United States army
not to sound rude, but could you hurry and get to the point?

 

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
hang on, if you're with the US army, where's my toaster?
y'see ma'am, there's been a lot going on in Iraq
where's my toaster?
bombs, suicide, accidental stabbings and so on
where's my toaster?

 

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
and we've been looking hard for weapons of mass destruction...
where's my toaster?
trying to protect the rest of the world and all...
where's my toaster?
but the thing is we can't see to find any, but it's only a matter of time...
WILL YOU STOP STALLING AND TELL ME WHERE MY TOASTER IS!?

 

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
we've...misplaced it
you've lost my toaster!
not lost! misplaced!
and that makes a difference *how* exactly?
we knew EXACTLY where it was before we bombed the villages
Yep, today's army is REALLY vigilant

 

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
Life
Life
an endless circle
there is no escape
creation
it mocks us

 

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
the world
unfeeling
wasting our lives
in this endless grind
our one reward is the silence
of the dark, silent ground

 

by Tigerchild
6-28-04
sharp piece of wire sticking in my cheek
like the knife of lies forged by the hypocrites that slices my heart
I mean it, it really hurts
how they misunderstand us and turn us into wrong-doers in their web of lies
I'm not doing the artist bit this time Sw1tch, there really IS a piece of wire sticking in my cheek
Really? I thought you were just being seriously deep

 

by Tigerchild
6-28-04
...and jesus said unto his deciples...
...consider the lily, for the lilly...
zzzzZZZZzzzzz

 

by Tigerchild
6-29-04
This comic is dedicated to the media students of Graig College
we salute you!
we salute you!
whose brilliant efforts inspired the "Artistic" comics
we salute you!
we salute you!
So, Media Students of Graig College, just for you:
we salute you!
we salute you!

 

by Tigerchild
6-30-04
god, that was awful!
I take it that looking after the primary school kids for the morning didn't go well?
I'll need at least 3 baths to wash all this paint off, but at least it's over now and I never have to do it again
...didn't you volunteer to do it again tomorrow?
Shit!

 

by Tigerchild
7-04-04
Time taken to get bedroom halfway tidy: 2 hours
right, nearly tidy. Now all I have to do is hang my clothes in the wardrobe and run the hoover over...
Oh, this lot is yours, TC! [sound of about a ton of junk hitting the floor]
time taken to get back to previous situation: an additional 1½ hours
OK, now I just need to find the hoover...
TC, this stuff is yours [another ton of stuff hitting the floor]
Time taken to give up: 15 minutes
yeah, yeah. mine. just stick it on top of the other pile over there
TC, this stuff is...

 

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7-05-04

 

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7-06-04

 

by Tigerchild
7-08-04
rock and pool is nice and cool all we wish to to catch a-
Hey! Look over there! It's Arch Angel Gabriel!
Where!?
just missed him! He just disappeared over the edge of the cliffs!
I've forgotten what I was doing now!
Lawsuit avoided!

 

by Tigerchild
7-10-04
I have nothing against the disabled
OK, I don't mind, I'm not in a hurry to get that packet of glittery paper, I just got here.
but there's always one
O-kay. This is irritating. I've been waiting 15 minutes to get that stamp and they still haven't budged!
blocking the stall I want to visit when I got to craft conventions!
WHY is there's always a person in a wheel chair blocking me?

 

by Tigerchild
7-10-04
aka: I'm sorry
Tigerchild wishes to apologise for that last comic
she says that she did not intend to offend anyone by creating the comic but she is extremely tired and it seemed funny at the time
hence, she herself has learnt a valuable lesson: don't write comics when you're tired. You WILL regret it.
she would've told you this herself but she has fallen asleep on the carpet

 

by Tigerchild
7-11-04
mmm! faggots!
!?
I love faggots in gravy
!!!!!
faggots in gravy with pease
!?

 

by Tigerchild
7-11-04
mmm! faggots are good with carrots
Lady, you sicken me!
what's wrong with eating offal?
offal? This whole time you and your buddy have been talking about offal? I thought you were talking about...y'know...
Don't tell me you didn't see this coming
Silly cowboy, to a Brit, "faggots" means minced offal

 

by Tigerchild
7-13-04
custard?
a frozen pudding
fags?
a slang name for cigarettes
football?
a game that doesn't involve the feet touching the ball

 

by Tigerchild
7-15-04
...OK, once free, Tarzan look up at the hole in the celing and says...
this is THE most retarded thing you have ever made me do
NO!
I won't say it!
You'll say it or I'll re-cast you as Jane! Then you get to fly around in a dress the whole time and speak with an english accent!
*sigh*...those voices. they are outside...where I must be...

 

by Tigerchild
7-17-04
do I make you horny yet?
NO!
a few minutes later...
why not?
why not what?
why don't I make you horny?
got a spare decade?

 

by Tigerchild
7-20-04
Stage 1: Puzzlement at lack of entertainment
Stage 2: Slight Boredom
Stage 3: The Dissolvment of the brain

 

by Tigerchild
7-24-04
IZZY!
Come out, come put wherever you are. TC just wants to give you some tuna
and shave all your fur off!

 

by Tigerchild
7-24-04
why do you want to shave the cat? what's she done?
it's not the cat, I'm allergic to her pets
Pets? Cats don't have pets
think really hard, Tom, what clings to a cat?
That's right. I'm allergic to flea bites
Oh, right. I see.
Yeah. It's a real pain when they bite me

 

by Tigerchild
7-25-04
This man is in shock. He has been stading like this for 3 days
He was exposed to a sight so purely evil that his brain has ceased to function
We did have a story to go with this, but it was WAY too scary. Plus, we ran out of room

 

by Tigerchild
7-26-04
OK, lady, how long have you been a druggie?
what? I'm not a drug user
don't play dumb,We found a tube of something called "Slimmers", contaning over 1000 small tablets, in your back pack
you mean the artifical sweetner tablets I use in my tea?
sweetner tablets?
Yeah. Can I have my stuff back now?

 

by Tigerchild
7-27-04
peculiar child
Right, I'll be off. Doo do de do do DO!
TC!
Chris!
This is true, apparently
...So let me guess, the sweetner tablets are really pure crack cocaine, right?
No, but the stuff that they're made out of is illegal ONLY IN THIS COUNTRY

 

by Tigerchild
8-02-04
Hi, I'm the plumber
oh good! I'm getting pretty desperate
is it through here?
yes, that's right
Damn, girl! You need a REAL plumber!
...who the hell are you then?

 

by Tigerchild
8-14-04
OK...Jeans, two pairs. Demin skirt, just the one. Tee shirts with obscene messages written in welsh, 3
I can't believe you're going and leaving me on my own for two weeks, AND whilst there's a maniac on the loose
I'm not leaving you on your own...Izzy'll protect you
what good is the cat going to do against an escaped mental patient!?
She has her ways, you know
Well, let's just hope he's allergic to cats. What's she going to other than snuggle him to death?

 

by Tigerchild
8-16-04
Today, as part of an experiment, Tom is watching a web cartoon
weird
I like rusty spoooooons
This web cartoon is possibly the freakiest thing on the internet
This is pretty freaky
I like to touch them
The diagnoses so far, Tom?
Who needs drugs when there's stuff like this on the net?
the feeling of rust, against my salad fingers, is almost orgasmic

 

by Tigerchild
8-16-04
The experiment continues
REALLY freaky!
I must find the perfect spoooon
Nearly finished
seriously freaked now!!!
Hello there, young child, I am here to enqire about your spoooons
So, Tom, what did you think?
They LET stuff like this weird be broadcast on the internet!!!!???
I seee. Then I must leave. But first, I should like to caress this rusty kettllllle

 

by Tigerchild
8-20-04
7.45pm
Hey, Nia! Happy birthday!
thanks! I wasn't sure if you were coming!
10.50pm
sooooo tired! my poor little aching feet
midnight
ZZZzzzZZzz

 

by Tigerchild
8-26-04
...and what are you not allowed to do whilst I'm away?
make comics
and?
feed sherbert to the cat
and no...?
plans for world domination involving the kidnapping of Nelson Mandela

 

by Tigerchild
8-26-04
alright then, see you in two weeks
bye
Let's see. I'm alone in the house. No TC for 2 weeks. What do I do?
She said I'm not allowed to use Nelson Mandela, she didn't say anything about the royal family
Plans for World Domination: Step 1. Kidnap Prince William. Step 2. Demand High Ransom in unmarked ten pound notes

 

by Tigerchild
8-26-04
As of Friday afternoon, I am on holiday.I'll be gone for 2 weeks, no more no less
I've been looking forward to this for ages
so...see ya in a fortnight.

 

by Tigerchild
8-27-04
Kinda looks like the "Take on Me" video by Ah-Ha, doesn't it?

 

by Tigerchild
9-04-04
met many people
eaten many different sweets
but I miss my pet cat.....oh, and Tom

 

by Tigerchild
9-06-04
Hey you! Out there in the cold, getting l0onely, getting old, can you help me?
Hey you! standing in the aisles with itchy feet and fading smiles, can you help me?
Hey you! Would you help me to carry the stone?

 

by Tigerchild
9-06-04
But it was only fantasy
the wall was too high, as you can see
And the worms ate into his brain!
And the worms ate into his brain!

 

by Tigerchild
9-11-04
ZZZzzzZZZzzz
ZZZzzzZZZzzz
What? you shouldn't expect funny stuff, I'm still sleeping off the jet lag
ZZZzzzZZZzzz

 

by Tigerchild
9-12-04
*sniffle* borning Tob *sniffle*
Oh, hi. How was your holiday
Good, except I've caught a cold
bummer, aren't there laws against bringing forgein diseases home?
no,*sniffle* I think da law's against f-foregin ch-*atchoo!* cheeses!

 

by Tigerchild
9-13-04
10.15am
need to concentrate. so what if I only slept for 1½ hours last night
11am
that my head is pounding, my nose and ears are all stuffy and my throat is killing me?
12.05pm
I'm going home

 

by Tigerchild
9-14-04
Welcome back, my friends to the show that never ends!
we're so glad you could attend!
Come inside! Come inside!

 

by Tigerchild
9-19-04
I'm feelin' blue

 

by Tigerchild
9-20-04
...tell the vet that she's been lethargic
she's probably just due her injections mam
and tell her that I'm worried about the cut in her mouth
probably just need to be cleaned, mam
ok, I'm off to work now. see you later, can you remember everything I told you?
see ya mam

 

by Tigerchild
9-22-04
In real life I have two cats
you here to take me home?
you're looking much better
one of these cats is currently in the vets, hooked up to a drip to flush her system
can I come home now?
and you've put on some more weight, but you ook like a scruffy little beggar around your mouth
I might be able to have her back today, but no guarantee
Wait! I wanna go home too!!!
I really don't want to leave her here

 

by Tigerchild
9-24-04
Not good news
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA

 

by Tigerchild
9-24-04
Lo! I am the Lord. Thine God. Come to earth for......why art thou looking at me like that, my child?
You...
...fucking...
BASTARD!!!

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