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by darksoulexile
1-04-06
So, did you enjoy your holidays?
UberEmoDaveX: Yeah, I guess..
What did ya get?
UberEmoDaveX: Some music and stuff... nothing special.
THAT'S AWESOME!?!?!?!
UberEmoDaveX: So, um... we gonna cyber or not? I think there's this asian chick who digging me.

 

by darksoulexile
1-26-06
So... i was reviewing the budget and..
We have a budget?
Yeah... anyway...I saw that our nuclear experiments-
We have nuclear experiments?
Yes! Where the fuck have you been? You signed for all of this!
Who are you?

 

by darksoulexile
2-03-06
I don't know what was wrong with me... was it money... the sex... the drugs... the cheap women... I don't know what made me go outside that day. I don't why I was out there anyway.
It was 15 degrees outside... I was freezing my ass off. Lin had vanished from the face of the earth so I had no one else to turn to. There was Dark... but... he was an asshole.
I wanted to turn to Aura... she was soooo hot. I wanted her so bad. I had to get me some Aura if you know what I mean....
WHO THE FUCK IS NARRATING!

 

by darksoulexile
2-03-06
Thank you for helping me Mr. MISC
Yeah... whatever. Okay I'm going home now. I gotta get ready for mah b-day. I'm turning 18 soon! YAY!
18... I see... so... you wanna hit the bedroom before i'm illegal to you?
WHAT?! NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. THAT'S SICK AND WRONG!
Damn... and he was hot too.
What is wrong with kids today? I swear...

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-06
Grah....
What's wrong with you MISC? You seem down... cheer up... It's that special day to share with your loved one!
Today is the day I lost my innocence... I was but a mere child cast aside to the hounds while they ravaged my body... and my soul.
Lemme guess... you didn't get me anything.
Damn, you're good. How did you know?
You used the same story from my birthday.

 

by darksoulexile
2-23-06
Aww... aura.. you are the light of my life. The world revolves around you.
Thank you kind sir.
Ahh... Aura... delivering mail to you is like deliving mail to an angel in heaven.
Aww... i'm flattered.
later
So, how much did you pay them to say that?
20 Bucks each.

 

GRR! ANGRY BACON! GRR...
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by darksoulexile, 2-23-06

 

by darksoulexile
3-03-06
I'm here. What did you want to tell me?
Me and Lin are getting married!
Get the fuck out of here!
Yeah... seriously. I proposed today.
No seriously... get the fuck out of here before I kill you.
Oh.

 

by darksoulexile
3-10-06
You do not want to marry Lin! Just imagine what your kids will look like.
Hey, it won't be that bad....
O RLY?
Oh... calm down little MISCLIN...
DADDY! BUY ME THAT! BUY ME THAT TOO! I WANT THAT! BUY IT FOR ME! WAAAAAAAAH! DADDY HATES ME! WAAAAAAAH! I WANT THAT AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! WAAAAAAAH!
and you'll have to put up with that for the rest of your life.
MY KIDS WILL NOT BE LIKE AURASHADOW!

 

by darksoulexile
3-10-06
Aurashadow? What's going on?
Gack... arrgh! It's coming for me... Too powerful.
CRAB BATTLE! Aaargh!
I don't get it. Why do you keep saying crab battle?
ARRGH! CRAB BATTLE!~OLIOLIOIOLIOLIO ~ CRAB... BATTLE... AARRRGH!

 

by darksoulexile
3-17-06
Why are you acting like such a bitch? Last time I checked, you were married.
I am not mar- Oh shit. Be right back.
later
Honey I'm home...
Where's the bread? I told you to go to the store and you show up 2 years later with no bread... I'm going to kick your ass.
soon.
Why are you so bruised? Hey are you crying?
I... uh... ran into a door... then I fell... on a table... Good luck with your marriage.... *sniff*

 

by darksoulexile
3-25-06
Lin's house.
Ok, I've taken care of your friend darksoulexile. Now tell me about the other members of the syndicate or else.
Well, I don't really know any of the the other people. Hey, this closet is dark and someone keeps grabbing me.
There's no one else in there. FOCUS! Tell me what you know!
I... hehe.... well... I... hehe.. you know... hehe.. STOP GRABBING ME THERE! SERIOUSLY!
MISC... sometimes I wonder how you became the leader of the syndicate.
AAAAAAAAAAH! NOW THEY'RE BITING ME! AAAAAAAH!

 

Lin's closet.
Can you believe that we're in Lin's closet again? This storyline sure is kooky!
Continuity error... Arrgh.
by darksoulexile, 3-25-06

 

by darksoulexile
3-31-06
Outside Lin's house.
OMG! I just found out about you and teh Lin... So, Is Lin here?
Nah, she went out shopping. I'll tell her you stopped by though... um... Liz?
Oh...Ok... Wait. I'm not Liz you dumbfuck.
I was just kidding... um... PreppiePink? No... Daughterofhell? Erm... B-Rad? Damn...
Lin's Closet
I can't believe i'm in Lin's closet, with the real MISC.
First rule of closet fight club... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CLOSET FIGHT CLUB!

 

by darksoulexile
4-07-06
LOST
There were 6 coconuts... now there are 5. There must be some hidden motive behind this!!!
Dude... There is no hidden motive. I ate one because I was hungry.
Grey's Anatomy.
You know behind all the random crushes and pointless love scenes... we are really shitty doctors.
Yeah... I know..... Wanna have sex?
CSI: (Insert random area here)
I can tell that the murderer is John Jacobson, Age 21, currently employed at Wal-mart, where he bought the gun, using his wife's paycheck
What the fuck lady? You just got here! I swear... you take the fun out of police work.

 

by darksoulexile
4-07-06
Wild-N-Out
Your mom is so dumb she makes sandwiches with wheat bread.
Daaaaaaamn! I gots hella burned yo!
Wonder Showzen
Hey! Wanna hear a funny joke about black people and their beliefs?
grrr...
The Real World.
OMG! Me and the other housemates feel that you make us feel unsafe... so we're kicking you out.
First that puppet pisses me off... now this shit.

 

by darksoulexile
4-21-06
Hey, I was wondering. Why don't we have cute nicknames for each other like other couples?
Nicknames? I dunno.
Ok, I'll call you Snufflewuffleguss.
Yeeeaaah... and... I'll call you... erm... Lamp.... table...ceiling...floor?
Lamptableceilingfloor? It's.... it's... beautiful. Is it French?
Um... yeah... French.

 

by darksoulexile
4-21-06
Lin's closet.
Ok, he's still out on that date with Lin. We can escape.
Fuck that, he might bring back some bread sticks yo. Olive Garden is teh shiznit.
You're getting stupider aren't you?
Being stupid is the new black. Ya heard!

 

by darksoulexile
4-29-06
What the heck? I went to sleep for an hour. Where's MISC? He's gone. Huh... he left a note?
Dear Aura, I found out the door was unlocked so I went out. You were sleep so I decided to let you have your nap. I locked the door on the way out so no one would bother you. See you at the wedding!
p.s. I smelled a gas leak and the Carbon Monoxide detector was going off so I took the batteries out of it for my CD player.

 

by darksoulexile
4-29-06
Meanwhile with evil MISC... or CSIM or whatever.
My plan is going to work out perfectly. I'm going to marry Lin, and Lin is the heiress to the Phail family fortune.
Then I'm going to kill her and collect on that inheritance
Then I'll give the money to my leaders and we'll be rich! What do you think?
That's a cool plan and all... but who the hell are you?

 

by darksoulexile
5-04-06
Cool... I divided by Zero. OH SHI-
Cool... I divided by Zero. OH SHI-

 

by darksoulexile
5-04-06
-IHS HO .oreZ yb dedivid I oolC
-IHS HO .oreZ yb dedivid I oolC
-IHS HO .oreZ yb dedivid I oolC

 

by darksoulexile
5-04-06
Cool. I divided by Zero.
OH SHI-
Cool. I divided by Zero.
OH SHI-
Cool. I divided by Two.
Yeah, but can you divide by Zero?

 

by darksoulexile
5-10-06
Meanwhile... with the real MISC.
Jeez, I can't believe me and Lin are getting married! Strange... I don't remember proposing to her.
What are you blabbing about Snufflewuffleguss?
Oh nothin- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Oh...pookumtater... that's your nickname.
Lin! Snap out of it. Hit me! Do something!
Aww... you're so cute when you do that. Tee hee.

 

by darksoulexile
5-10-06
Thanks for rescuing me from that closet dark. You're not so evil after all. Now we gotta go stop evil MISC before it's too late.
You do know there's one problem with that right?
A problem? What is it?
LOL. You're still asleep in the closet. LAMO! LOL! ROTFLMAO! OBGYN! PTKFGS! NCAACP! ROFL!
Grrr.... HE CAN'T EVEN BE NICE IN MY DREAMS!!!

 

by darksoulexile
5-10-06
I remember when I used to hang out with that dude from school. He was really cool.... I remember as if it was yesterday.
yesterday.
Hey Cory
Hey Dark.
Wait.. no... who was that loser?

 

by darksoulexile
5-20-06
Somewhere with Evil Misc
So, I must ask why have you chosen to marry young Lin? Is this for personal gain or out of love?
Love! It's love! L-O-V-E. I LOVE ME SOME LIN!
hmm...Is that the truth?
Ok... it's for personal gain.
Don't worry...I'll still marry you... I just appreciate your honesty.
Fuck Yeah! Oh...wait.. sorry father.

 

by darksoulexile
6-04-06
Um...there.
Um... I need a date for my friends wedding...so I was wondering if you have any women?
Women? What are you talking about? I sell "cars" not women.
You sell cars? But, my friend said...
You know...."Cars" Nice "cars"
Oh, I see...well can I rent a "car" for my friend's wedding?
Sure, but if you bring it back with a full tank of gas...I'LL CUT YOU.

 

by darksoulexile
6-04-06
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE-
I don't care who you are... Magneto has work for us to do.
I don't need this... I QUIT! I'll go cause havoc on my own. Do you know why? Because I'M THE JUG-
I DON'T CARE! GET OUT BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!
moments later.
Who was that big red guy leaving in such a hurry? He looked pissed..
HE'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-06
Cloud... You must see the truth... The Geostigma...
hmmm.....
Ok... yeah...fuck this. I don't know what the hell is going on here. Sephiroth is back... that dead bitch Aeris is back and this Geostigma crap is annoying my allergies.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Who the hell understands this shit?
Don't worry, this movie could just be 1 hour of you taking a crap and people would still buy it.
Yeah... Well I'm gonna go level up a bit before SquareEnix whores me off again...

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-06
Hey FUZZY! OMG! IT'S 6-6-06! I feel awesome!
Yeah, It's when evil people like you are at their worst. You demonic freaks use this day to torture and humiliate the innocent.
Hey...we're not all bad. Besides I haven't done anything evil all this year...
I guess your right... I'm sorry
SHALASHASKA! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU FORGOT I COULD DO THAT! HAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOT BURNED!
Aaaaaaaaah!

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-06
Lin's little nephew is so cute. I can't believe she let me babysit him. She really trusts me.
You shall die. The hour approaches
Awww... isn't the wittle baby so cute...
Later
Your nephew killed your babysitter then began to eat his insides for a ritual. We had to shoot him.
I.... I don't have a nephew.

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-06
HI! Welcome to happy burger. I didn't kill anyone. What do you want today?
Hm... I'll have a Happy Burger! I hope daughterofhell won't be mad at for me eating early.
Um... will you help me get the burgers?
Um... sure I guess.
Later
HI! Welcome to happy burger. Would you like to try our schoolgirl happy burger? It's to die for.
Um... sure. I hope Liz won't be mad at me for eating early.

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-06
BEST
LET'S GO SYNDICATE!
LET'S GO SYNDICATE!
FRIENDS
LET'S GO SYNDICATE!
LET'S GO SYNDICATE!
FOREVER!
LET'S GO SYNDICATE!
LET'S GO SYNDICATE!

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-06
Death's House
That MISC bastard didn't want to go. He's been cheating me for the past 18 years.
In breaking news today. The entire rebel group "the MISC Syndicate" was killed by a collapsing roof while taking a best friends forever photo today.
Hey, Death guy. I used your bathroom for a poop. I think I broke it.... it's all over the floor and in your rug. I used your new towels to cover it up, but the smell is still there.
Why..... did... you...follow me... home? Why didn't you go to heaven!?
So, since I'm dead now? Can I walk through people and make clay pots like Patrick Swayze in "Ghost" ?
I never thought I would see true horror like this...

 

by darksoulexile
6-15-06
*snicker*
Wow... It sure is dark.. I hope no one is trying to throw a party for me.
Click.
SURP- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU! WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND?!
Well... you see.. I thought everyone forgot about my birthday... so I... well...
Somewhere...

 

by darksoulexile
6-15-06
Wow... your wedding was hardcore Mr. Misc. I can't believe all of that happened!
Yeah, all that action shut down stripcreator.com for a bit... and I don't think that action like that will ever be repeated. FOR ANYONE!
What about all the people who didn't see it?
I don't know what to say, they just missed the greatest event of the century.
What about you and Lin... and your evil clone?
Indeed...hmm.

 

by darksoulexile
6-15-06
Bawk! Bawk! GRAHBAH!
I'm sorry for what happened at the wedding Daughterofhell. I didn't expect the warlock to morph you into a chicken.
BAWK! BAWK!
Don't get mad at me. At least you didn't go through what Aura did.
Bawk..
Poor Aura... they still don't know where she is.

 

Will be back soon...maybe.
by darksoulexile, 7-10-06

 

by darksoulexile
7-28-06
On the moon...somehow.
How can you breathe in space?
Dude... there's air everywhere. It's fucking WILD! Take your helmet off.
OH GOD!!
lol...JK...Moon n00b.
later
How long until the spell wears off?
We got another hour or two. Hey...lemme get the Russian cosmonaunts next time.

 

by darksoulexile
7-28-06
I need new comic ideas... jeez. It's been weeks since I updated
What the fuck?
I see you're trying to make a comic. Do you need any assistance?
Nah, it's cool. I can handle this myself.
Oh... well... You wanna buy some drugs?

 

by darksoulexile
7-28-06
Why do you need cats?
I'm going to make my own Lin since she ran off with that MISC bastard and married him. Now put the kitty in the box.
Suurrree.... You're going to make a catgirl using parts from a cat...Yeah right. I think you're just some beastiality nut wearing a mask.
What makes you say that?
Well.. either that or you're a hungry asian.

 

by darksoulexile
8-04-06
Dark... I keep losing girlfriends. What should I do?
Try saving them to a CD before you turn off your computer.
That boy just got owned... rofl.

 

by darksoulexile
8-04-06
Yo Momma
Yo' momma so dumb she thought hamburger helper came with a friend.
Yo' momma so dumb she took the pepsi challenge and chose KFC! OH SNAP! I BURNED YOU SON!
FINAL FU
I've trained in 7 types of martials arts. 6 of which are very deadly and quite illegal to use.
I have a gun.

 

by darksoulexile
8-04-06
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
YOU DRIFT RACE? DRIFT RACING REAR BIG IN JAPAN! WE DRIFT RONG TIME! I REARRY GOOD! YOU RACE ME YOU ROOSE!
kill me now...
(generic CG movie recently released...seriously...they all suck)
I'm Billy the wacky rhyming squirrel. I'm gonna rule the whole world. Can't stop me, don't try your luck, If you do you'll be f-
Fucked? You can't say FUCK! This is a kids movie!
LADY IN THE WATER
I'm in the water... blah blah... confusing dialogue...blah blah.
Whoa... this is deep.

 

by darksoulexile
9-04-06
So this is the inside of a church. Not bad. My only problem is that it's too hot in here.
Yeah... yeah. Just let me get my stuff so we can go.
Jeez... IT'S REALLY HOT! How can you people stand it?
What are you talking about? I'm not hot.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Somehow, I saw that coming. Especially from you.

 

THAT'S NOT COOL!
Awww... man.
by darksoulexile, 9-04-06

 

by darksoulexile
11-15-06
You're starting to act like a horrible child with all of these infrequent updates.
Yeah so?
But, you provide a need that must be fulfilled or we will die of malnourishment and become dull.
Wow... where'd you hear that?
I discovered these things called "Novels" while you were gone.
I see.

 

by darksoulexile
11-15-06
The Fantastic Universal Zero-tolerance Zealots Youth is really taking off.
I know. They've passed the now defunct Syndicate.
Once operation Ballistics And Lazer Launch Seven commences, well be powerful.
Uh, I've been meaning to talk to you about your plans.
Wait, I need to tell you about our Community Understanding News Transport project.
in b4 project VAGINA.

 

by darksoulexile
11-15-06
Dark, we're getting the Syndicate back together. I got big plans
Do you realize how many times we've gotten the syndicate back together for a big plan? What is now? Huh? Some kid stole your candy and you need us to kill him?
uh... I had..
No, lemme see... You need us to go on a dangerous mission to get some shitty LOST dvd's... or you've just planned operation GET MISC A XBOX 360.
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME? I HATE YOU. I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD LEADER AND YOU YELLED AT ME. YOU JERKFACE!
Jerkface? That's not cool man, words hurt.

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