Hahahaha... spouse abuse.

Author: darksoulexile

Date: March 17, 2006

by darksoulexile
3-17-06
Why are you acting like such a bitch? Last time I checked, you were married.
I am not mar- Oh shit. Be right back.
later
Honey I'm home...
Where's the bread? I told you to go to the store and you show up 2 years later with no bread... I'm going to kick your ass.
soon.
Why are you so bruised? Hey are you crying?
I... uh... ran into a door... then I fell... on a table... Good luck with your marriage.... *sniff*