Countdown to the Countdown

Author: darksoulexile

Date: June 4, 2006

by darksoulexile
6-04-06
Um...there.
Um... I need a date for my friends wedding...so I was wondering if you have any women?
Women? What are you talking about? I sell "cars" not women.
You sell cars? But, my friend said...
You know...."Cars" Nice "cars"
Oh, I see...well can I rent a "car" for my friend's wedding?
Sure, but if you bring it back with a full tank of gas...I'LL CUT YOU.