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1547: Ivan the Terrible is crowned the first czar of Russia. (Terrible, eh?)
I always think of the bloodsuckers from that classic "Fearless Vampire Killers" film when I think of Ivan... I wonder why?!?
Maybe because the special effects on that one were terrible indeed...? They had no CGI back in those days...!
1843: New York State Lunatic Asylum opens in Utica. (It gets worse...!)
It's about time! They opened one way back in 1833 - the State Lunatic Hospital - in Worcester, Mass.!
Always imitating, never initiating... eh, Nuuuu York? Apple is rotten to the core...!
1991: Operation Desert Storm begins, as U.S. starts bombing Iraq.
And THAT's NOT the worst yet...! It got worse still... still is... on a daily basis down there...
A week with less than 50 casualties in Iraq is a MIRACLE...

 

1959: singer Sade... 1979: singer Aaliyah...
Sade bears the name of the sadistic Marquis - but she is a-okay! Career may be in the toilet... but she lives! I think... Whatever happened to her though?
Aaliyah's name always made me wonder if she was dyslexic... may be why she got Missy Elliot to write her lyrics for her! She portrayed an Anne Rice character... and she DIED...
1950: Choreographer Debbie Allen... 1947: Broadcaster Dr. Laura Schlessinger
FAME... I wanna live forever... have people remember my NAME! Uh... who sang that? I DON'T remember her name! ~~~~~~~Tee-Hee!
Dr. Laura... aww... she gives such good advice... like Dr. Ruth! And Dr. Phil! Throw in Dr. Frankenstein and we can have a battle royale... on Pay-Per-View too!
1948: Director John Carpenter...
HAPPY BIRRRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU......... HAPPY BIRRRRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU... HAPPY BIRRRTHDAY... HAPPY BIRRRRTHDAY...
We can't st-tay for the p-party... er... birthday b-bash! BYE...!!

 

Big mean Jason V won't find us here... na-nananana!
This just in... on this day, tragedy struck the stripcreator family of characters as the two obnoxious little girls named Xica & Chica met their maker...
There were complaints about us too... tee-hee!
They were last seen going too far with their disrespectful tone on the strips created by one "luminous_luciano" - who does NOT accept the blame...
Cartoon characters never die... look at super-heroes!
... for either the acerbic words delivered by the two brats... nor for whatever dangers that they were exposed to while doing so! They will be replaced...

 

I died when puberty hit me like a ten-wheeler truck careening down the highway of LIFE... !!
And I happened to be 10 at the time too... or was I?
I died a little bit more each time I was stabbed in the back... betrayed... let down...
Oh well... goodbye cold cruel world...
I died -or started dying- when I was BORN... when I came into this world... !
I think rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated... well, maybe...

 

We're here... We're queer... well... in the original sense of the word that is... ! Ya better get used to it... ! Learn to live with it! Accept it! CHERISH it! Jump for joy and love it!
Uh... ok...?!?
Penguins Day! Penguins Yay! Simply The Best Thing Going Today! Whooooooooo!
Uh... isn't it supposed to be "Penguins AWARENESS Day"...? I see ya... I hear ya... I am "AWARE" of your presence already... !
Not merely enough to be "aware" of the penguins... BEWARE OF THE PENGUINS! Whether you drink beer or not! ~~~ Heh-heh-heh!
That a threat? Huh?I don't like threats... !

 

1953: Desi Arnaz, Jr., born during 'I Love Lucy' episode in which Lucy gives birth to Little Ricky.
Love that show... that one and The Flintstones are my 2 favorites like ever! I wonder if they gave the baby TWO birth certificates for that... hahaha
Doubtful. Oh... And, for your information... I can't stand when Lucy goes "Ricky!" or when Fred goes "Wilmaaaaa!" either... !
1990: Rusty Hamer, the famous 'Make Room for Daddy' kid, kills himself.
I'd kill myself too if my name was "Rusty"... or... I'd kill whoever it was that gave me that freaking name! And everyone that'd say it to my face!Yeahhhhh!
Naaaah... you 're not killing anybody - ever... except on your xbox! And even there your killing ratio sucks! I slay ya all the time! Nana-nanana! Duuuuude!
2005: Young 'Moesha' actor Lamont Bentley killed in drive-by shooting.
We lost a cast member to street violence... nothing like that ever happened on ROOTS or the Cosby Show... how tragic... and unpredictable it was too...
Not unpredictable at all... racist white trash studio execs were taking bets on how long before this exact sort of thing would occur...

 

1966: An Australian tractor driver observes a blue UFO rise from the depths of Queensland's Horseshoe Lagoon, spin like a top, and zip away into the sky!
Affirmative! Horseshoe Lagoon is an ideal hideaway spot for us!
That silly oz earthling was lucky I merely did zip away... and not zap away at him instead!
2004: Finnish mobile phone service is ordered to shut down its service offering text messages from Jesus.
That was another one of YOUR ideas... wasn't it? Spreading heresy still, I see...
Aw... come on... can't cha take a joke anymore, huh?
1977: To the amazement of all of its residents, Miami experienced a snowfall...
Huh?!? But... But...
This is all YOUR fault... you damn snowbirds... you're bringing your damn cold weather with ya here now... eh? You're getting a ticket for that!

 

1907: The first film reviews appeared in Variety magazine.
Queer thing, really... this publication that speaketh of such things as "movies" and "films"...?
Are you sure you didn't dream it... on a drunken haze again, old man?
1952 The National Football League (NFL) bought the franchise of the New York Yankees... (?!?)
It was a good deal for both parties...
Yeah... right. Give it up George - you hypocrite! DiMaggio was a sissy on the gridiron - and you know it!
2000: In New York's Time Square, the first WWF restaurant opened...
It couldn't last though... I still have an indigestion from eating greasy burgers cooked by Papa Shango...
That's nothing... the Bushwhackers' sardine spaghetti and Bam Bam Bigelow's Bam Pan Pizza were REALLY revolting...!

 

I am feeling as if somebody is watching me... ogling my every move... I am aware that something is amiss - but what? Oh... I know...
It's Penguin Awareness Day!
Quit following me around with that weird smile on your face and that wicked glint in your eyes... you're freaking me out!
Oh - great... I'm surrounded...

 

1842: Bob & Jack (?!?), Aboriginals convicted of murder, become 1st two men hanged in Australia's infamous Melbourne Gaol.
Told you we'd be famous, mate...! Everybody will remember the famous team of "Bob & Jack" now...!
Right... make it "Jack & Bob" and maybe... MAYBE... I'm buying it!
1983: A ship's crew spots a domed UFO off the W. coast of Christmas Island.
Hey - we like to go on a sea cruise too... and end up, preferably, on a deserted island... mind your own business, damn earthlings!
I s-s-surrender... I'm just the c-c-cabin boy!
1988: While traversing Australia's vast Nullabor, a motorist & 3 sons are chased by a UFO, which lifts their car into the air...
... and then we returned it to the ground, all coated in our SPECIAL STUFF... !! HintHint
...and the stupid earthlings thought it was ashes... HA!What total utter ignorant fools!

 

1942: Nazi officials held the Wannsee conference, during which they arrived at their "final solution" that called for exterminating Europe's Jews...
Nazis were delusional all right...
Yeah... but we, the BLOC QUÉBÉCOIS will achieve our goals - soon!
1998: American researchers announced that they had cloned calves that may produce medicinal milk.
MOO! - - MY mammaries are the cloned and improved ones that produce the best milk, like... EVER!
NO... MY mammaries are the cloned and improved ones that produce the best milk, like... EVER!
2005: Ireland officially completes switch to metric system. U.S. remains stubborn holdout against system used by 95% of world.
?!?
Hey - Irish Boy... you're sheepish! You follow the trends... I SET THEM!

 

To be or not to be. That's not really a question. - -- Jean-Luc Godard
Trying saying that in good ol' Shakes' ghostly face, Frenchie!
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin
Funny YOU'd say that... you pencil-necked geek! Why don't you just SHUT UP? HUH?
Love is friendship set on fire. - -- Jeremy Taylor
Yeah... I LOVE my bacon... CRISP!

 

To be or not to be. That's not really a question. - -- Jean-Luc Godard
TRY saying that in good ol' Shakes' ghostly face, Frenchie!
by luminous_luciano, 1-21-06

 

Drink up! Today is the feast day of St. Vincent, patron of vintners & drunkards.
Merde alors... !! Et ça tombe un samedi - en plus!
Ben, quoi? Ça s'trinque une journée comme ça... !!
1885: The word psychopath first appears in print in the U.S.
About time they came up with an official "label" to affix all of us would-be Jack The Rippers!
You're just one of 1,257 ghosts in my head... this isn't 1885 anymore... and I have people to kill tonight, so... bug off!
1908: New York City outlaws smoking in public - but only for women.
Damn you, men! We are to take care of you when you're sick... but we're denied the right to be as stupid as you are?!?
Never mind that now... nitpicky nurse! I can't breathe for a minute now... won't you do something about THAT?!?

 

Nope!
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BREATHE FOR OVER A MINUTE NOW... AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT?!?
by luminous_luciano, 1-21-06

 

1959: Washed-up 'Our Gang' star Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer, 33, is shot & killed over a measly $50 debt...
That'll set an example... I hope!
2001: The Australia Nude Olympics open in Adelaide...
I want to join i-i-in with the spirit of the Olympics... and participate... s-s-sure... but...
But those last clothing items are always the hardest to remove... eh? Petty humans - ye art no Penguins! We are ALWAYS naked - but we look dressed up... !!!
1990: John McEnroe becomes the first player ever to be expelled from the Australian Open.
Why? WHY?!? You want me to play tennis NAKED - is that it?!?

 

1927: The first opera broadcast over a national radio network was presented in Chicago, IL. The opera was "Faust".
Another fine coup for me...
1977: President Carter pardoned almost all Vietnam War draft evaders. (There's always an exception or two...).
And you're it...
1998: A former White House intern said on tape that she had an affair with U.S. President Clinton.
I never promised her a rose garden... or lasting fame for that matter... !!

 

1945: The Battle of the Bulge, in which 77,000 Americans are killed, wounded or go missing in action, finally ends...
It is the single heaviest battle toll in U.S. history, but marks Germany's last major offensive against the Allied forces during World War II.

 

Left-click... loading... I am better than you... I have got it ALL... ME... NOT UHF! Not even digital cable! Na-nana-nanaaa! Enter...
You mean internet has it all... without it, you're an empty hull! Me, even without the cable hook-up, I have got local programming to fall back on... !
Right-click... cut and paste... I can do a zillion things while OFFLINE... you archaic nitwit! What can YOU do? You're passive! You need cable to become interactive or PROACTIVE in any kind of way!
Negative! I am VERY interactive! At all times! I need to be turned on... and off... it can be manually done... or remotely done... and, huh... my volume needs to be set too... and...
Left-click... downloading... time to put the smackdown on you, grandpa! Only I can bring the whole enchilada to my customers - entertainment, information, communication AND titillation!
That is when you don't freeze up on the spot... and need reboot after reboot! Memory space lacking just a tad? Ha- I hope you get a killer virus with that!

 

I'll quell your passions - all in good time! You'll see! All of your fiery dreams will go up in smoke - baby!
I'll turn you to steam!
I've got time on my side! They keep pumping me - I'll always keep coming at ya... as strong as always! While you will tire... diminish in intensity!
You wish! If your buddy the wind gets involved, it can go either way really... help ME get stronger... or help you... a bit
Don't count on it helping you spread and getting wild on me, pal... I have got you contained and right where I want ya!
Takes a whole lot more of you to snuff me out than it takes of me to make you boil... baby!

 

Subbing for the pen & the quill - the modern pencil!
I can write IT ALL OFF! And at least with me, if I make a mistake, I can go back and erase it! Try accomplishing that... you oafish nuke!
Hey - when they dispatch me... it's NO MISTAKE! And it will be FINAL! Capisce?
And the modern sword is... THE BOMB!
Your scope is limited - you have no vision - no flair! No one but me can affect the souls of so many... words DO hurt as much as sticks and stones!
I'm a weapon of mass destruction... I'm no dirk or blade! Or sling and rock! I'm the KILL ALL SOLUTION!
Old adage stands still - the pen-cil is still mightier than the sword! Any kind of sword too... buddy! You're just an inexpressive tool... while I carry emotion through... very vehement emotion too!
Naaaah... there'd be nothing left to write on when I would be done with it! I'm the ultimate sword - I cut the atom in half - baby!!!

 

"We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death." - -- Albert Einstein, on the subject of atomic energy...
"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." - -- James Madison
Yeah... we're all better off dead... and gone to heaven! No Dubyas there to mess it up! Huh... Right?!?
"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
And thus, given the ultimate excuse for all ills to be set upon the earth, mankind REALLY let itself go...

 

1673: Postal service between Boston and New York City begins. It is the first organized postal route in American history.
Who in their right mind would want to correspond with someone in NYC?!?
I dunno... those Kennedys will screw anything that moves...
2002: Kmart Corp. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy making it the largest retailer in history to seek legal protection from its creditors...
OUR lowest price is THE LAW... never was Marty's... !!! Bwah-ha-ha!
That silly goose never stood a snowball's chance IN HELL... !!
2003: It was reported that scientists in China had found fossilized remains of a dinosaur with four feathered wings...
And these idiots still doubt some of us have SIX WINGS...?
Six wings of light too - much more durable than feathers too!

 
Aren't you coming to dinner, dear? It's getting cold now out here... ! I'll put your din-dins in the oven for ya...
Bah! I'm not hungry... I'm cranky! It's a way of life... if you don't like it woman... leave! It's very simple...
I heard that... and I love you too!

 
What are you doing out here moping around in the middle of nowhere?
None of your damn business... imaginary enemy!
Sorry... but I'm all you got! As irksome as you are... you have no imaginary friends left!

 
Huh... I haven't got anything original to say...

 

1980 - President Jimmy Carter reinstated the Selective Service System.
We ALL should be so selective... really...
1968 - The USS Pueblo was seized in the Sea of Japan by North Korea, which claimed the ship was on a spy mission.
The crew was held for 11 months before being released on Dec. 22, 1968.
A memorable year it was for all onboard... INDEED!
1849 - Elizabeth Blackwell became the first woman in U.S. history to receive a medical degree.
And she wasn't the LAST! And, you know what? Women do a much better job too!
Maybe... but you have trouble collecting on the bills afterwards... us men do not!

 

 

Unappreciated but valuable (if sometimes odd) facts of history, summarized for your privilege and reading pleasure...
Quirky commentary goes here... along with additional information... odds and ends... and more! Obtuse jokes optional! They can be fun - and à propos!
Life is so short - you gotta make fun of it every chance you get!
Unappreciated but valuable (if sometimes odd) facts of history, summarized for your privilege and reading pleasure... #2
Ditto
Ditto
Unappreciated but valuable (if sometimes odd) facts of history, summarized for your privilege and reading pleasure... #3
Save the oddest item for last... of course! He who laughs last, laughs best... no, that's not it... tee-hee!
To do one without the humor, just delete all narration and add substantial amounts of crude and obsolete bits of dialogue... one-liners will do fine thank you!

 

Not-so randomly selected quote - usually selected for its biting quality... !
Sardonic commentary bit goes here...
Witty repartee goes here!
Not-so randomly selected quote - usually selected for its biting quality... ! - #2
Sarcastic wisecracks go here...
Yet more witty banter goes HERE!
Not-so randomly selected quote - usually selected for its biting quality... ! - #3
If you've still got it... if you've anything left in the tank... put it here, pal! You might wanna do this in reverse order though...
... cause the wittiest morsels are better when saved for last... just like "la vengeance est un met qui se mange froid!"

 

"Speak the Truth, but leave immediately after." - -- unknown
Gee... like... where did the dude go...?!?
Uh... heh-heh... uh... I dunno! Uh... I haven't got anything original to say, y'know...
He rode off into the sunset... eh?
I guess so...

 

Mistakes drive-by trolling for courage.
What? That doesn't make any sense!
Mistakes drive by trailing for courage?
Still makes no sense to me!
My steaks strolled by looking for the courage to... jump on the BBQ grill...?!? Is THAT what you're trying to say?
They start doing that usually after three, four... or twenty-four shots of tequila!

 

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James
And that is by thinking with your BRAIN... and not your... y'know what!
mea culpa.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art. - Samuel Butler
Therefore... we have not to worry about any silly concepts such as "do we have any chemistry between us" - we can just go ahead... and do it! Okay?
I don't care about exact sciences OR art... however, I care about PHILOSOPHY... And I particularly dislike yours! So... it's NOT okay!
There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow. - Victor Hugo
I get it!
I know you do!

 

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Leave it to Nietzsche to nip in the bud any St. Valentine's Day momentum that might be building around here... ! Tee-Hee!
Freaky Friedrich was just freaking out because he had a Valentine come on to him - and he don't swing that way! Oh - and God says that he's dead!
I am a deeply superficial person. - Andy Warhol
Nooooooo! You don't say! I am shocked! I am... confounded and perplexed! I was sooooooooo sure that you were a true-blue deeply complex philanthropist type of guy... !?
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function. - Georges Clemenceau
Awwwww - yessss! There's nobody like those Georges to say it like it is... eh? Yup Yup Yup... Evident R Us! Obvious R We! Oblivious That We R Obsolete too... ! Tee-Hee!
Dubya is a master at delivering mind-blowing revelations like that too... And so was my pal, George Pal... and Mr. Peppard (not to be confused with Mr. Pepper!) - and Washington... of course!

 

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving. - George Eliot
I've a giving nature... I gave everything... the shirt off my back... bone marrow... my spleen...
How will my spare change help you in any way then?!?
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. - Duke Ellington
And I will - all in due time though! First, I'll be making problems - a lot of them! Hey - I'm a teen!
It's what you do best... rrrrright. Damn juvenile delinquent!
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. - Cyril Connolly
Finally - some purpose for you guys in my "hood"! I don't want to be bad-mouthed post-mortem by the likes of you, M.J.!

 

Basketball modern legend Michael Jordan - born in 1963 (along with Marvel Comics... Michael the Marvel! Hmm...)
But... I'm not M.J.!
Be glad that you're not O.J. either!
Actress Denise Richards born in 1972 - Actor Jerry O'Connell born in 1974.
Everybody loves Jolly Jerry - lean on me, Jerry! Stand by me! Don't... slide by me? Tee-Hee! You're my favorite hero with a not-so secret identity!
He's with the stiffs now... figuratively! Denise... I hope she's making out good in a pool somewhere... with whomever...
Actress Rene Russo - born, for her part, in 1954
Now THAT's a fine lady - with real class! Try finding one like that for yourself - sonny!
Uh... ok... I'm off on that hopeless quest right now... sayonara!

 

Seek respect mainly from thyself, for it comes first from within. - Steven H. Coogler
Hmm... hard to find a more quotable quote than that one, eh?
What's with the "eh's" - hmm? You're CANADIAN BACON? You're coming with me - for being an illegal immigrant and possibly contaminated meat too!
That quote sure is a tough act to follow... but sheesh... the arrogance of that Coogler chap...
Funny... you struck me as quite arrogant yourself... "buddy"... "boo-dy"? Anyhow... follow the advice and show some self-respect - and QUIT COMMENTING! Capisce?

 

That's for starters...
Look at what you've done now... was it worth it? Hmm? Tell me now... was it?!?
AFFIRMATIVE!
You probably want to destroy some more now... hmm? You want to keep on destroying... more and more... until there is nothing left to destroy!
NOTHING... LEFT... TO DESTROY? THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
My advice is: quit while you're ahead. You've had your fun - the devastated landscape tells me so much... So you should just... stop! You can do that - can't you?
AFFIRMATIVE. DISENGAGING DESTROY/FUN PROGRAM... LET REBUILDING COMMENCE... SAVING DESTROY PROGRAM IN MEMORY BANK NOW...

 

Hmm... no. On second thought... no more "autobiographical stripcreations" (with a lot of writer's licence) for me.
Why not? There's this French BÉDÉISTE who draws his own likeness all the time... his material is about debauchery in Paris and all, but still...
I espouse the firm position taken by a noted scribe who has it that inserting oneself into one's fiction is not professional...
It is not an adequate mirror either. A diary or writing one's memoirs are preferable to this stripcreator thing
but only here can you interact with the wonderful zany cast of characters and critters that have been graciously lent for use... and abuse... only on stripcreator!
True. However, interacting with these is truly not a necessity - nor a pleasure. Have a good day.

 

I'm sick of this life... I'm calling it quits!
Taking the... ah... bull by the horns? Eh, Mr. Bully?
Zip it, wise guy. I am serious. Life ain't worth living when it's FARM LIFE... and this is only the 13th episode!!!
Ah - superstition's creeping in now... I see...
Don't give me that shrink crap now! I only mentioned that it's the 13th "chapter" to underline the short time it took to make me want to join a corrida...!
Ah - wanderlust then! Okay, Charlie Brown - bon voyage... and don't come back, unless it is in a ground meat wrapping... ok?

 

Like, we dare to make the assessment that logging in here is a perfect example of temporary -if not recurring often- insanity right there! Tee-Hee!
You think I'll plead guilty as charged? No way! I simply do as I see fit! If I feel like making use of stripcreator - I do it! It's as simple as that!
On the other hand, the case could be made that I thrive on adversity - but, if you've got guts... you've got guts! What can I say! That's gutsy me!
In a nutshell - oui!

 

... not everyone wants a baptism under fire. Some may turn out to be good...
What the hell are you talking about?!?
(Someone who) is an active participant in keeping the flames going because they seem to enjoy the negative attention.
A flame about this high? Takes one to know one... eh?
Trust me - you are really cursed. Although I know that you are about to say the exact opposite of that just to feel part of the clique... for a second or two that is...
I feel blessed.

 

I'm supposed to pass this message on...
No - you only THINK that you do! Don't you know they always shoot the messenger? And now for your next stupid human trick...
I really thought I said ******* enough for it to come of as sarcasm. Apparently not.
Your ambiguous form of sarcasm leaves much to be desired... And this is not a mere assessment that I am making here either - it is a FACT... Jack! And now for your next stupid pet trick...
Try to wrap your one ****ing brain cell around something besides your own sainthood for a second.
Talk to the hand! The finger, particularly...

 

Before you start insulting someone's intellect, you should try to make a cohesive argument that doesn't have as its thrust a personal attack or the strong arming of people to adopt your preferences.
I'm not Sly Stallone in Over The Top here! When people purposefully choose to misinterpret what I'm saying, they are rejecting my preferences for the worst possible reason - simply to antagonize me!
Honestly, you're too passionate to be considered an intellectual. Passion is a good characteristic. Motive force through which you can accomplish things, sometimes great things...
Quit flattering me, will ya? My point is - since the opposition has nothing more than a make-believe bone of contention with me, I need not even bother to mount an argument! I do when NEEDED...
... you're too passionate. So, understably in light of this, you become prejudiced. Instead of doing your best to see the world objectively, you have as your goal to fit the facts to your presumptions
HA! I do not presume - I OBSERVE! And when what I see is deceitful and plain wrong, I BLAST IT! I remain objective - all shades of grey... but come on - THERE'S A LIMIT EVEN TO THAT!

 

It seems the entire "observe" process of intelligence has atrophied in you, due to your constant vigilance to always be right.
I have always been renowned for being a fine observer of the human predicament! What's TRUE is what is RIGHT - and I don't lie! Try again...
... you'd do well to start defining yourself as passionate and self-confident, as I've said both of which are very good traits, but not as an intellectual. It's simply not the case.
My adversaries labeled me an egghead. I detest the coldness of the scientific mind. I am passionate about what is RIGHT, TRUE AND JUST. I am insightful, whimsical and philosophical
This isn't an attack. I hope you can see that. It's an assessment. An assessment you didn't ask for, but since your passion has you making them about others...
You thought you'd give it a shot too - and garner some attention and reap the rewards after that? You got the kudos for it - though they too are mere assessments... and off the mark as well, hmm?

 

Before you start insulting someone's intellect, you should try to make a cohesive argument...
Did you even notice who made the initial insinuation about someone else's intellect here?
... the strong arming of people to adopt your preferences...
I am not in the business Torquemada was in. I simply had enough guts to go into the lions' den and tell all the beasts that I didn't like their toilet humor! That's all there is to it!
you'd do well to start defining yourself as passionate and self-confident
Verily, only I know best how to define myself... hmm? I didn't define anybody else - I criticized some of their choices! There's a world of a difference there! Do YOU have the guts to do as I did?

 

You have a vested interest in being right. This is poison to the pliable mind.
No I don't. I call it as I see it! As anybody with fair judgment and a sensible mind would! Gee... where do you get that stuff? The Shrinks 101 Manual?
... so the possibility of you being wrong not only affects you the way it affects everyone, since no one likes being wrong, it also has you question the entire way you view yourself.
?!? Man - you got all that from "Tell Brad"?!? Are you sure it isn't your mind that is simply TOO pliable here... and going in all directions at once?!?
This isn't an attack!
This isn't a counter-attack! When I am wrong - ABOUT BIG QUESTIONS - I live very well with it! I always viewed myself the same! Sheesh!

 

So, understably in light of this, you become prejudiced. Instead of doing your best to see the world objectively, you have as your goal to fit the facts to your presumptions and prior beliefs...
Understandbly, as most shrinks would do, you overanalyze things, generalize traits and affix them to a single individual - so it fits your charts. In brief, you misunderstand!
... about them in a frantic attempt to avoid being wrong.
Nothing can be avoided indefinitely! NOTHING. Now, as for prejudice - when it is aimed at me, I reserve the right to make use of it myself, in firing back - capisce?
This is not an attack.
And you are not Jesus either. Nor are you a psychic! So why even broach the subject - hmm? You did not foresee my reply coming in this form either - did you now?

 

If you write funny comics but are a total douchebag on the forums (ie: boorite... haha) you get a decent rating.
What kind of a name is that anyhoo - boo-trite?
Use the tools at your disposal.
Lest you are one yourself.
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-unite!
That's it, I'm taking my toys and going home.

 

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. - George Bernard Shaw
well... that was a bit of the unexpected in the bedroom, I must say...
Aside from that, the man I love uses profanity quite a bit. He is extremely educated and just in general economic standards, comes from a more genteel background than my family could have ever hoped f
Is that the f-word again? And... gee... who said that? Unknown... Anon... or Nobody?
Around here, the F-word is always to be expected! But who cares who said that, really... !
"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it...
... stops moving, subsidize it!" That Reagan was a riot!
Well, as a thespian he did act opposite a chimp...

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