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by Drexle
7-07-02
I want to hav sex with yuo
Oekay!
RELLAY!?
No.
I know Im heded for the botum, but Im ridding yuo all teh way!!!
No. Plese dont rap mee Im' only feiv years old HEEEEEPLE!!!

 

by Drexle
7-07-02
yeh I know waht to do!
I'm gunna fuck fck fuck fcuk you! FUK YUO!!!
Taht was sexaly satisfying.
I lov u madd rappist you mak me feel leik a womin!

 

by Drexle
7-11-02
Hi... is this the Stripcreator site? I'm new here...
Who the FUCK do you think you are, cutting in on MY gimick?!

 

by Drexle
7-23-02
For czzenturies our peolplezz have been opprezzed by zze big onezz. But with zze new "attractomatic" technologiezz, we will have the upper handzz! Obzzerve...
WOW! Check out that hot chick by the wall over there!!! I can smell her sexual juices from here! MUST HAVE HER!!!
SLAM!!!
__(**SMACK!!!**)__ HEEELP!!! I'M STUCK!!!'
...She's so close, and yet so far away...

 

by Drexle
8-09-02
Damn, yet another Stripcreator birthday... and I even have my very own forum user's character to celebrate it with!
Congratulations, birthday boy! So what are you going to do with your newfound immortality?
Just something I've wanted to do ever since I found this place... On your knees, Maura!
Hah! HahahaHA! Dream on, metalhead freak!
... Fuck!

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
So... you've got your own character now...
Yep, that I do.
And I guess that means you won't be needing me anymore?
I wouldn't say that.
Really?
Sure. You can be my stunt double... Observe...

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
Shit, we're going down! And me without my parachute! Damn... guess I'm gonna have to jump!
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--
--iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
... Ow.
Mwahaha! Yeeeessss... my very own stunt double to toy with...
I hate you.

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
I actually was given several things for my birthday this year. I was surprised, honestly.
Oh? Like what?
Some role playing suppliments, a singing bowl, a bar of Toblerone chocolate...
RAAAAARRRR!!! TOBLER WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
... And some big robotic lovin'.

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
On a day not unlike any other, Drexle was surfing the internet as usual.
"Vesicovaginal fistula?" This is a real medical term? Wonders will never cease...
But what started as an ordinary day soon became a day that was to make history...
...Wait, what's that sound?
The sound was of a small meteor, hurtling through the cosmos, and straight onto our protagonist's noggin.
(**THUD!!!**) OOoooowww FUCK!

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
As our hero lay upon the floor, bleeding profusely from massive head trauma, there was but a singular thought in his mind...
... certain of his demise, he was overtaken by an all consuming desire to return to the living and spread terror to the world...
... and forever would he be known as the enigmatic dark lord...
Count Vaginal Fistula!

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
And so our protagonist sits perched atop the city's tallest building, surveying those on the streets below... searching for prey...
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Suddenly, his eyes alight upon a hapless female, foolishly walking the streets alone. Now is his chance to swoop down upon her!
(**Swoop!!!**)
Sadly, our hero neglected to realize that he can't actually fly...
(**CRUNCH!!!**)

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
Even when things look bleakest...
... Groan....
Oh my God, are you alright?! Say something!!!
... our hero, Count Vaginal Fistula...
Ugh... c-come closer...
Oh my... this is horrible. I can't believe you're still aliv--
... thinks only of one thing.
ha HA!!!
AAAaaAAAAAHhhH!!! What the fuck are you doing?! You monster!

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
In times of great physical distress, our hero must turn to his one true source of immortality...
(*Squish, squoosh, squish!*)
Ah, Ah, AAAH! AAARGHHH!!!
With his infernal thirst quenched, his broken body is once again rejuvinated.
And his powers now hold sway over his new willing ghoul...
Come, my pretty... we shall stalk the night, spreading much angst and pretention in our wake.
Yes, SIR!

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
Unbeknownst to our protagonist, however...
Mwahahahaha!!!
Hahahahaha!!!
The alleys of the city have eyes, and his actions did not go unobserved...
Oh man, what in the world is going on over there?! What do I do? Should_I_call_the_police? The FBI? The_X_Files??!
It's funny how fate has an answer for almost any situation...
Hello, What's this flier all about?

 

by Drexle
8-10-02
"The Annals of Improbable Research," eh? Maybe they'd be interested in this?
Hmm... dum de dum ded dum... (**Dialing**)
(**Ringing**)
(*Brrrrring!!!*)
RAAARRR, YOU HAVE REACHED THE INSTITUTE FOR RESEARCH OF IMPROBABAL ANALS!!! THIS IS TOBOR, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?!

 

by Drexle
8-11-02
So, now that you have your own forum user's character, what are you going to do with it?
Hmm... good question. Probably use it to illustrate interesting things that happen in my life.
So you're going to just let it rot, then?
Pretty much, yeah.

 

by Drexle
8-13-02
Through the winding forest where the bodies of disillusioned...
Rrrroar droah wrinninn... frorrresssshh... whrrrrrr brrdhhs of dissrushurrrrnn
peasants lay in the catacombs!!!
phrrssnts loay in dhrrr cater.... crrrorororomms!!!
Gothic oakwood may once again take its real form and grasp for your soul as the night falls...
Rorryic ooohkwrrrd mhrnceagrntrrk, itsh reeerrr frrrm nd_grshp_frr_yrr_shoal ash drrr nght farrrls...
You know, this diSEMBOWELMENT concert really isn't much better even with the subtitles.

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Arrr!!! Shiver me timbers and roast me bum, I've got an itchin' for a bottle 'a rum!!!
Aye Cap'n!
Arrr!!! The fish in the seas make quite a stench, so bring me a fine young scurvy wench!!!
I've got scurvy Cap'n!
I'll pillage 'er booty and then for good measure, I'll rip off me pantaloons and bury 'da treasure! AAARRRR!!!
'Ere's a map, Cap'n! "X" Marks the spot!!!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Arrr! But on the next round, the pirates gain flank! If ya surrender now, ya may walk tha plank!
Dude, what's wrong with you? Why are you talking in rhyme?
Because I am Captain Couplet, terror of the seas! I rape and I pillage and I do as I please!!!
I think you're just a little too much into character...
Now get me a beer and misen tha mast, and be quick about it lest I pillage yer asst!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Arrr, ya wanna know about bein' a pirate!? Lemme tell ye a tale of when me ship was attacked by the English Navy!!!
The cannons roared, and hatches battened! The blood of many a salty sea dog flowed like rum!
But on we fought, and drove 'em back with their tails between their legs! Then the lads and I had our ways with tha wenches!
Okay, that's nice... now how do I use this CD-RW software?

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
And what ye be wantin', wench? A place on me ship, no doubt?
I take great offense at being called a wench! I would like you to know that I'm just as capable a sailor as any of your men!
Arrrr, a feisty one eh? Just like I likes 'em. I'll batten yer hatches any day 'a tha week!
Hah! Just let me on your ship! I'll prove to you that I'm just as much a salty seaman as any of these scurvy dogs!
If it's "salty seamen" ya want, I've got plenty fer ya right here!
Only if you want to eat fish for dinner, peg penis!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Oh my... can it really be him?!
Hey there tall dark and deadly. What brings ye ta this fair port!
I just be in town to do a bit'a business an' a bit'a pleasurrre!
Oooh, well... If ye don't mind, I'd love ta show ya' around town!
Arrrr! Consider me timbers shivered by yer offer!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Yo-ho-ho waiter, and a bottle of rum for tha wench!!
I couldn't help but notice yer overwrought accent. Be ye a pirate?
Aye, I be a pirate! One'a tha most feared on tha high seas!!! Tha Navy is powerless ta stop me. I plunder and pillage as I please!!!
Ooooh, it sounds exciting! Would ye mind showin' me back ta yer room so ya can tell me all about it?
Ah har har har!!! We'll see what we can do about that, wench!
It's him, I'm SURE of it!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Yo ho ho! She really wants a piece'a tha captain! I can feel it in me skull an' crossbones!!!
So, tell me about yer last great adventure!
Aaah, well we was in tha middle of a great storm... the first mate fell an' broke his poop deck!
This Captain is legendary! I wonder if I can be tha first to stand up to tha test of his powers...
An then tha second mate "accidentally" pillaged tha cabin boy's booty right on deck! It was hillarious!!!
Oh, hah... yes. Mmm... let's walk faster.

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
Aye, ya should'a heard him... squealin' like a pig!
"Squeeeeeeee!!! Squeeeeeee!!!"
Me parrot does it even better! Ye should hear it!
FASTER!!!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
An' then they tol' me that if I wanted ta find the treasure, I'd have ta rip it outta where the sun don't shine... And I did!!!
Don't know... how... long... I can... keep going...
Patience...wearing...thin...
*SLAM*

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
So... enough'a tha small talk, let's batten down tha hatches an' sink tha imperial ship!!!
Finally!!!
But first I wanna see ya put on this 'here bunny suit!
Oooh, sure thing Capn!
Uhh...
Arrr!!! Nothin' gets me turned on like a piece a' rabbit tail!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
If ye don't mind, I think I'm gonna change in tha other room, Capn!
...Mmmm... Arrr, allright, go ahead!
Ugh! That Capn'... He may have roguish good looks, but no wonder he has such a reputation! A bore *and* a freak!
Ooooh! A window!!! Now's my chance to escape!!!

 

by Drexle
8-15-02
And that is how he earns the name ________"Captain Blueballs."_______
AAAAARRRRR!!!!!

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Okay ma'am, your total is $6.66.
... OH GOD NO!!!
I can't pay that! I can't! Oh my god, must get something else... ANYTHING ELSE!!!
Uh... ma'am???

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Okay ma'am, your total is $6.66.
Oh no, I'm not paying that!
Eh? Why?
Don't you know that 666 is the number of the Devil?
Ah, so you're one of those new-age numerology flakes?

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Okay ma'am, your total is $6.66...
Okay... here's $20...
AND YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!!
Okay, here's $25 then.

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Okay sir, your total is $6.66.
Here's $13.32.
... Very funny.
Dark blessings be with you, brother...

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Okay sir, your total is $6.66.
OH MY GOD, NOOOO!!!
MUST GET SOMETHING ELSE!!! ANYTHING ELSE!!!! JUST CAN'T PAY THAT PRICE!!!
Uh... Sir?

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Okay sir, your total is $6.66...
Wait... I know who you are!!!
KER-TRANS-FORM!!!
?!
Blast! My cover is blown!
Satyricons!!!

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Now hand over the money, and maybe I'll spare your soul!
Hah! Looks like I've got the upper hand now!
?!
KER-TRANS-FORM!
Deceptichrists!!!
Repent sinner, and surender to the holy light!

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Wow... I'm at the gates of Heaven?!
That's right my son, it seems that you're worthy to enter. Admission is Six dollars and Sixty-six cents.
What?! Something's not right...
KER-TRANS-FORM!
Mephistocons!!!
Now, would you like your hideous torture before or after a swim in the lake of fire?

 

by Drexle
8-17-02
Sucky sucky, six dollah sixy-six cent!
That new fellatio tax must be hell on your business.

 

by Drexle
8-18-02
Hey ho, Im'e goina Rappe yuo so longe and hrad taht yuo cry seamen!
Oh, really? You're going to "Rappe" me? I'm going to cry "seamen?"
Yes, I'm gooning too Rappe yuo! Dont yuo undresstand mee bich! Naow unbukcel yuor belt so I cna plaundr yuor boutty wiht my big faat peenes!!!
Lemme go over this one more time. You want me to undo my Fatty ARRRRbuckle? So that you can Rappe me? Is that it?
Waht aer youo talknig abaut.?

 

by Drexle
8-18-02
I love you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by Drexle
8-19-02
Five seconds later...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!

 

by Drexle
8-20-02

 

by Drexle
8-22-02
Hmm... let's take a look at my Java book. "Welcome to the Second Edition of Java Software Solutions, Foundations of Program Design."
"We were excited about Java's potential to serve as a pedagogical tool for demonstrating object-oriented conepts..."
Sigh... you know, if I wanted to learn from a pedagogical tool, I'd be talking to Dr. Pedantic.

 

by Drexle
9-02-02
What the hell???
What in the world are these "beef" and "chicken" variables in your program?!
Oh those? They're bouillon operations.
What?

 

by Drexle
9-03-02

 

by Drexle
9-06-02
Ummm... guys, I came ready to play a little "Dungeons_&_Dragons." We gonna get started or what? I sure hope someone else brought their whip tonight...

 

by Drexle
9-06-02
One day, on the ranch...
So I says "I reckon I just can't take this shit anymore. Same old joke, day in, day out. Makes a man wanna shoot someone!"
Ha, Ha!
Meet me at the OK Corral at high noon pardner.

 

by Drexle
9-08-02
The world is populated by shallow minds wading in the shallow end of the gene pool.
It's semi-amusing and yet endlessly tiresome how banal and oblivious those people are who surround me...
It's a tough life, being a bored and pretentious pseudo-intellectual wanker.
I can help you with that "life" thing.

 

by Drexle
9-08-02
I'll just make some comics about how inane everyone is, and how thoroughly bored with the world l am. Let's post them on this board, and ask for some opinions.
"Just because you're educated doesn't make you funny. Your strips just aren't my thing."
Gasp! Now that my pride is wounded, I must respond by lashing out at the offending irritant by casting aspersions on his character as though I were a child.
Just because you type like a condescending twat with a superiority complex doesn't make you look any less juvenile.
But it *does* allow me to feel better about myself.

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