All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
3-15-05
I lost that mouse I was going to catch, I have been thrown out my house, have no food, and my girlfriend was just ran over...
Well at least your not Michael Jackson.
I need someone to baby sit my kids, can you recommend anyone?
No, but make sure it isn't Michael Jackson
FIN!
And they call this humor
I know it is SO cliché

 

by FrixFrax
3-15-05
A guy has just been jailed for being a cannibal, for the rest of his life
You could say he bit of more than he can chew
You could, but last thing we want is to get sued
Like the people who posted Paris Hilton's phonebook?
Precisely like them, she's a very beautiful woman she is, One Night in Paris is the highlight of my video collection
Gross man, if I really must watch Paris Hilton, I'll have the Simple Life any day

 

by FrixFrax
3-17-05
Have you seen my pet hat?
The top hat, with the big sparly bells on the top?
Yes, that's the one.
Haha, sorry dude used that pet hat for bedding tonight
You cunt. You knew I loved that pet hat with all my heart, and used it for bedding!?
I admit I might be exaggerating a little it was more for masturbatory purposes than bedding, you can have it back but ew, it's messy.

 

by FrixFrax
3-17-05
Well, am okay, it's hard to desribe what I look like, I almost look like Brad Pitt ;)
Holy... fuck, I swear when you said that, I came just a little bit, it's dribbling on my shoes now...
Oh damn, you are getting me so horny, I need to, I need to *spurt*
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Sorry, I suffer from premature cyber ejaculation.
Oh well, I'm gonna go masturbate for a while, later hot stuff ;-)

 

by FrixFrax
3-17-05
Chirp!
This is my pet birdy, I brought it just to show you how show and tell is done, and I understand you brought your parents along too.
RAPE THE BIRDY! STICK COCK IN BIRDY CAGE, BIRDY PECK, BIRDY PECK!
Oh my well children, I do not know what has came over birdy today, he will have to go home now.
ALL OVER BIRDY, ALL OVER BIRDY, BIRDY DRINK IT.
YOU MAKE MY PANTS FUCKING WET BIRDY, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!!!!!! Oh, and Chantelle, I see you've brought your ball, why not, show the class.

 

by FrixFrax
3-17-05
Yes Mom, I will aid in your suicide, because I know you are suffrering...
But I feel perfectly fine, I really think I'd be better living...
Oh Mom, your so weak now, hush and just take the pills, just take them, and never look back...
Are you in debt with the prostitutes again and now your trying to convince me to die so you get your inheritance early?
Grandad molested me as a child, and you can't afford one penny, to help me out of debt!
Grandad didn't molest you! You masturbated on his lap, because you thought you'd never be able to get an erection again!

 

by FrixFrax
3-18-05
I'd like to see you semi-naked for a science project I wish to do
I'm game if you are.
Oh my, what is that thing?
The thing in my pants? Look I'll show you!
Hi Dad, what are you doing here?
CAN'T A DAD, VISIT HIS LITTLE GIRL ONCE AND A WHILE! YOU BOY! GET THAT PENIS AWAY!

 

by FrixFrax
3-23-05
Well, I'm glad you took my advice, when I said something isn't right about you.
Having my entire body removed, was the best thing I ever did for you Dad!
Yes son, I know but, you see I have a problem...
A problem Dad?
The problem is, your're not right in the head!
Aw, nuts!

 

by FrixFrax
3-23-05
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT MASTURBATION NIGHT!
Um...
Well, I'm getting hard like a tree here, and your not even naked!
Um, I didn't say "masturbation" I said "menstruation"
I say old chap, he's using the old, "I didn't quite here what you said" gag
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I admit, I'm a drug user, your always looking at me with accusing eyes, well now you know! Haha, what a crazy gag he used... *ahem*

 

by FrixFrax
4-22-05
Come on you, keep under control, tonight is a really big night!
Meow
Well this, certainly looks delicous
Thanks for a great night, but I'm afraid I've just ejaculated and need to change my underwear
Hey don't worry, to be truthful, I've been sitting in a damp sanitary towel since we came in, I forgot to pack some, haha
Now THAT'S just sick.

 

by FrixFrax
4-23-05
This new digital camera, is great, I just need to create a folder called, My Son's pictures, aw, so cute, and this is his first bath time, awwww!
Sir red, alert! Some sick bastard has got child porn on his computer!
You sick pedophile, it's just as we thought naked pictures of a baby, you'll rot in jail for this... and then hell...
But you don't understand, that's my son!

 

by FrixFrax
4-23-05
Well, I'm here with the offenders son, and to see if he has done anything to him, remember, the press are offering one million dollars, to anyone with, child molest stories
I'll testify to that!
So Tommy, you say this man raped you and humped you like a little bitch several times in the ass, and made your colon bleed?
Yes. I am very poor, and he offered me bread, if I let him touch my vagina
You are a useless child, you can't even say your molested properly, for that I keel you!
HELP MY DAD IS MOLESTING ME!

 

by FrixFrax
4-23-05
Boy kids today, will say all kinds of crazy crap, huh?
Don't touch me, pervert!
You have to help, my son keeps trying to molest me!
Like anyone cares about that!
Theres no use hiding from me father, let me see you naked!
GET AWAY, YOU HORRIBLE CHILD! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!

 

by FrixFrax
5-13-05
That does it, I'm sick of people treating me how they want! You know I put out for people and it never pays!
As a prositute, you should be asking for the money first
So that's what I've been doing wrong! I also seem to attract the wrong attention, it's all men in their 50s!
Who else goes to a prostitute?
You
Yes, but you give me a discount, so it's worth it, anyway I'm off out, good luck with tonight sis!

 

by FrixFrax
5-15-05
Hey there gorgeous, my friend said, I should be introduced to you, she even said you, have some physic powers?
I'm sorry, this won’t ever work out, I end up getting an office job with late hours, and you end up getting off with the milkman behind my back, and then I go on a murderous rage and kill him.
Oh dear, Mom was right... I am a bitch!
Yeah, it's the time I frame you for cocaine use, am worried about. Though, something is coming to me, hot sex, tonight, my place. I predict a full orgasm.
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once spiked an entire supply of love potion in a physics tent, with Viagra... and poison, though it was funny, all these guys died with massive boners, but I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
5-15-05
Go out with you? Eugh, no way, I'd rather eat my own vomit than go out with you...
Well, I hope you’re feeling sick...
Sometime later...
Wow, you really would rather eat your own vomit, than go out with me. But tell me how do you throw-up on demand like that?
I don't keep this figure on healthy eating and exercise, ya know.
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once worked in a gym, and spiked the drinking water with ecstasy. I felt sorry for the janitor, who was mopping up that sweat and puke, so I gave him some water, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
5-15-05
It is, so hot.
My ass is on fire.
Like no one saw that coming.
I never would have guessed.
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once, set fire to a church, that had two hundread blind children in at the time, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
5-15-05
Your wife has been murdered, and your children have been kidnapped, are you sure you can investigate this?
Yeah, I can handle it, Detective Lupin
Christ no! NO! GOD NO, FOR THE LOVE OF...
Happy Birthday love, I'm not really murdered, hehe, that was a funny little trick for your surprise party, good eh?
You bastards, you fucking bastards... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME! Aw, shucks you guys, you went to all this trouble for me *blush*
The walls are coated in strawberry sauce *licks wall* Well, you better get back to work, OUR CHILDREN ARE STILL KIDNAPPED *cries hysterically and rips hair out*

 

by FrixFrax
5-19-05
That does it bitch, I'm going rape your ass!
Oh my god, no!
Shit, no condoms, I'll be right back...
Oh my god, no!
Uh, yeah sorry, do you have any change for the condom machine?
I'll go check in my purse...

 

by FrixFrax
5-19-05
I'm back, wait a second, is that a hair!?
Well, I'm booked into the clinic next week...
Sure you are, well I'm still gonna rape ya, you know...
Well, this might not be the best time to tell you this, but I have aids...
Christ, aids, um, I really should get going, you know people to see, and well, er, rape... I'll call you
Oh my god! I'm in the mens bathroom!

 

by FrixFrax
5-21-05
Happy Birthday Rok!
OH MY, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, I NEARLY FORGOT, I WONDER WHAT MRS. CHURN GOT ME THIS YEAR!
Apparently, because she died, she's unable to give you her present, and the fact she is buried underground...
MRS. CHURN LOVED OUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES, SHE'LL NOT WANT TO MISS THIS ONE, LETS DIG HER UP, SO SHE CAN COME AND JOIN THE FUN!
HEY, MRS. CHURN, BOY, YOU SURE HAVE CHANGED SINCE I LAST SAW YOU, A LOT MORE DIRT... AND WORMS... NOT THAT IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU THOUGH, IT'S LOVELY!

 

by FrixFrax
5-21-05
We dug up Mrs. Churn for Rok's birthday Mr. Churn, we know she would not have wanted to miss it
Aw shucks, but I really think after this time, you should put her back to rest, and leave her there, she needs a long sleep, lasting, forever, well, time for Rok to blow out his candles!
COME ON ROK, MAKE THIS A REALLY GOOD WISH, I WISH MRS. CHURN WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE!
*disintegrate*
I think Mrs. Churn might be dead, Mr. Churn, as in not even able to be dug from a grave anymore dead, in-fact, I think her skeleton, may have just turned into a big pile of ash, and got blown away...
Yes, Bok, but at least she has enjoyed herself, but you boys, need to understand, that, every so often, we have to move on, I'd like you to meet someone...

 

by FrixFrax
5-21-05
This is Calinda, my new girlfriend
Why hello there Bok and Rok. My name is Calinda, and I, god Jerry, did you pack my incontinence pads
Yeah, in your bag dear
Well, I can't seem to find them...
I'm not sure I like Calinda, no one can replace Mrs. Churn, except maybe some sugar
I'M NOT SURE EITHER, THESE LICKABLE FLAVOURED SUGAR PADS SHE HAS IN HER BAG, TASTE LIKE PEE. I SUPPOSE SOME SUGAR WOULDN'T GO A MISS THOUGH, I THINK WE BETTER SWEEP MRS. CHURN UP FIRST...

 

by FrixFrax
5-22-05
Hi Rok, this my new cousin, Pissy
OH MY, I AM FILLED WITH SUCH AMAZING DESIRES, THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A THROBBING SENSATION IN MY HEART, LIKE WHAT I GET WITH SUGAR
Pissy, piss self
HI, MY NAME IS... UM... RO..RO..ROZOOTO, I MEAN ROK, I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW NICE YOU LOOK, AND SMELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MUSK, WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME?
Pissy, go pee-pee now
OH PISSY, YOU'RE PEEING OVER ME, IT'S JUST SUCH A WONDERFUL FEELING, NEVER BEFORE HAVE I FELT THIS WAY, OH MY, PISSY, THAT IS A LOT OF PEE-PEE, IT'S BURNING MY EYES, COOL!

 

by FrixFrax
5-22-05
OH PISSY, I CANNOT DECIDE WHAT TO HAVE, I'LL HAVE WHATEVER YOUR HAVING
Pissy want pee-pee
OH PISSY, IT'S SO WONDERFUL, THIS IF THE FINEST PEE-PEE, I'VE EVER TASTED, A MUCH MORE RICHER BLEND THAN BOK'S, AND MORE TANGY THAN MINE, DRINK UP!
Dude, seriously, this is scewed up, that must tell you something... pee drinking, what are you, four? wake-up!
Hey buddy, you don't have a light, do ya?
WHAT AN ODD DREAM THAT WAS, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME EGGS, WAIT A MINUTE, SOMETHING IS WRONG, HOLY BUTTER BUNS, I DON'T EVEN LIKE EGGS, I MUST BE...

 

by FrixFrax
5-22-05
A VERY ODD DREAM, OH MY, MY MIND IS WARPED, WELL THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY: PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE... LETTUCE
That was the weirdest dream ever, Rok, I dreamt, that you were dreaming about having a girlfriend, wanted eggs for breakfast, though that was just a dream, and then you sung about pie and lettuce
EGGS EH? I THINK IT WOULD REALLY BE ANNOYING, IF THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A DREAM TOO...
Yes it would, but it's not, since you’re here, fancy some sugar, which leads to me ask, why are you here, in my bed?
WELL, I SET MINE ON FIRE, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, IT WOULD BE CRISPY, HOT AND FULL OF ASH AFTERWARDS? SUGAR IS YUMMY, AND JUMPY IN MY TUMMY, WOO!

 

by FrixFrax
5-29-05
Clive, I've decided, the only way she'll take me back, is if I staple my balls to an envelope and mail them to her
That's crazy, she won’t go for that, it doesn't take a fool to see, all she wants is you to shave your back!
I have the normal six inch standard of back hair; she said I was like a gorilla beast, now gorillas are hot, so you are the crazy one
Me crazy, you’re the one talking to a pink donkey
Now you're just being immature

 

by FrixFrax
5-30-05
Hey asshole, want some water?
Gr, I'll get him...
I just don't get it Clive, do I have a sign on my back that says "Call Me Asshole"
Yes, and actually it has a really detailed drawing of a butt with hairs growing, very 'artistic'
Oh
Did I ever tell you about my brief time as a carnival freak?

 

by FrixFrax
6-03-05
Hey Clive, whatever happened to my neighbour, Ed?
He got took away by police, after raping that young boy...
Oh yeah, funny how you forget these things...
No, it really isn't...
Oh it is so, remember when you forgot my birthday, and I killed some people over that...
Christ, how can I forget, took you a while to relise, donkeys can't buy gifts

 

by FrixFrax
6-30-05
I'm not saying, that size matters, it's just being that small kinda turns me off...
Yeah, I'm sure you're a great guy! But being that small, just doesn't seem manly, look I'm sorry but...
I DON'T DATE MIDGETS!
I hope you know, you just lost out in the best sex of your life

 

by FrixFrax
6-30-05
Now Tom, I want you to know it's okay to be cry, as your "helper buddy" you can talk to me about this
It's just since she's been dead the sex hasn't been the same...
Well it's not that big a deal, I'm divorced and I don't get sex anymore
Oh it's not that, it's just when we have sex.. well she'd kill me for telling you this, she doesn't have an orgasm! Hehe!
Oh dear god...
Don't look so shocked, it's not as if I rape her, she never tells me stop...

 

by FrixFrax
7-25-05
I was a Mom of one, and was becoming seriously depressed with my children
AHAHAHAHAHA! I'M TURNING GOTHIC AND SETTING FIRE TO YOUR FLOWER BED!
My husband was like, it's probably nothing, that stressed me out more
It's nothing, sex will make it better! And, maybe we could have another child, we wont know till we try
So that's when I did it, attempted suicde, soon, my daughter was self harming, and it felt great, for once that my family was depressed and not me, and my husband paid for councelling!
And you can have top notch, councelling today, give it a try! Attempted suicde! If you die before the appointment, we wont charge you any money

 

by FrixFrax
7-31-05
Fair young knight, wont ye rescue me from yonder tower! And I will give great pleasure, the best ye have seen!
Ah, dear maiden, let down your hair
Ah, I kind of shaved my hair but if you wait fifteen years or so...
Fifteen years? I think I'll make my way to ye old brothel, thank ye!
Fair young, child, waitith fifteen years for my hair to grow, and I will give great pleasure, the best ye have seen!
Whoa dude, I'm gonna get me some hot action, from some old princess chick, and in fifteen years, I'll be producing sperm and have pubes, whoa dude, gnarly!

 

by FrixFrax
8-10-05
Okay, just throw the condom away!
I'll do it later, lets snuggle! Ew, sticky!
Look! He's left his water balloons out, that boy, heads up honey!
Oh no, I don't want to be wet!
SPLURGE!

 

by FrixFrax
8-10-05
Hey, what does ASL mean?
Age. sex, location... lmao (laughing my ass off)
Sex!? With you, get real! And oh fuck, I've just caused some kind of ass damage!
ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing)
AND NOW, HE'S HAVING A FIT! I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE, WAIT THERE!
*user has logged off*

 

by FrixFrax
8-14-05
Hey kid, I'm not sure you're able to get this, you look kinda young
I've seen chicks pounding ass, 1, 2 and 3. And Hot Chicks Having Sex on the Beach 12, and Lesbian Sex Volume 1, I think I can handle this...
So it's just the Titanic and Care Bears: The Movie, you want today then?
Fuck yeah, theres a sex scene in Titanic and am looking closely in care bears for any hidden sex scene
Please don't swear in my shop
Sorry

 

by FrixFrax
8-14-05
I hear drinking that stuff, can make someone go blind!
Screw you, I'm not gonna go blind drinking this, I'll prove you so wrong!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M BLIND!
Oh wait, I just had the light off, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE IS A ZOMBIE IN MY ROOM!
Quite disturbing, isn't it?

 

by FrixFrax
9-22-05
Oh son, I just want to die right now!
No Mum! Come stay at mine for a bit, you'll feel very diffrent...
One Day Later...
Hey, is it breakfast time already
Yeah, I'll be making it, wouldn't want Mandy to, she burns it all the time, and burnt food increases cancer risk...
It does!? Well why didn't you say so!!!! Mandy, it's your turn to make breakfast...
I just wet myself, brb...

 

by FrixFrax
9-22-05
Hey Jim, it's god, welcome to heaven, if you'll look to your right, you'll see a naked angel.
Wow, I wouldn't mind getting a piece of her...
They always fall for it, what about your wife, Jim!? THAT'S A SIN!
But but... I'M DEAD NOW!
Welcome to hell Jim, if you look to your right you'll see an obese man riding an exercise bike naked.
Ah, just like back home!

 

by FrixFrax
9-22-05
DUDE! YOU GOTTA COME INSIDE, THERE IS A MASSIVE LEVEL5 HURRICANE ON THE WAY!
Kyle, are you saying something, remember the fact I'm deaf and blind... Kyle... oooh... it's mighty breezy out here!
MASSIVE DISTRUCTIVE WINDS
Kyle, it almost feels like I'm being lifted off my feet, can you hear me!? TAP ONCE FOR YES! Kyle?
Ew Kyle, whats that smell like rotting flesh! EW! Kyle, did you just fart!?

 

by FrixFrax
9-22-05
No sir, please it was an accident!
So you're telling me, you tripped over, and your balls - somehow, got rammed into Mrs. Goodfrey's mouth, to which you accidentally screamed "Say my name you horny bitch mother fucker"
Well, it's because... I was very drunk...
Well, why didn't you say so! We've all done that when we're drunk! You little rascal, back to work...
Oh, also when I was drunk... I ejculated into your sandwich
I knew it was extra salty! Oh by the way, you're fired!

 

by FrixFrax
2-12-06
You know guys, I'd like to tell some funnier jokes, if only my talking mic would tell me some, ha ha
WELL, COME ON THEN!
I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore
Damn you, well heres one that always gets the crowd going, um... boobies... tits... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .. .. ... ... .. my god, I'm ruined

 

by FrixFrax
4-26-06
Whoa. Life is like so depressing, I mean just look at these trees, they are all going to die, like us, and like... the grass mannn
Yeah mannn, but wait, do treees like go to heaven?
Like I don't know mannn, time is too short to worry about the treees mannn, like speaking of timeee what timeee is it?
It's 4:15
OMG! LIZZIE MCGUIRE IS ON!
Oh god, it is!? You know I hope it's the good season, the ones without Lalaine as Mirranda sucked so bad...

 

by FrixFrax
9-17-06
Hey Rok, sorry I havn't been around much, what have you been up to for these past few months?
OH YOU KNOW, ROCKING BACK AND FORTH WAITING FOR YOU TO COME AND SEE ME, WHAT CAN I SAY, I'VE JUST HAD SO MUCH TO DO! SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Well my Grandma became seriously ill and we all had to look after her, but she just died - so now we can play again!
HOORAY! WAIT, HOW ARE YOUR PARENTS IF YOUR GRANDMA IS DEAD?
I dunno, they were out getting medicine for her when she passed away, I'll probably tell them when they get back!
COOL! LETS GO TO YOUR HOUSE!

 

by FrixFrax
9-17-06
Holy banana flavoured jellybeans... Whats that smell!?
IT SMELLS KIND OF LIKE ROTTING FLESH... I WONDER IF YOUR MUM BOUGHT A HAM OR SOMETHING?
Oh no! That's not ham *sniff* It's rotting Grandma!
NO OFFENCE, BUT JEEZ, HASN'T SHE EVER HEARD OF DEODERANT?
I don't think dead people can even wash...
OH THAT'S TERRIBLE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, WE SHOULD BATHE YOUR DEAD GRANDMA SO SHE SMELLS FRESH FOR YOUR PARENTS COMING HOME! I'LL RUN A BATH...

 

by FrixFrax
9-17-06
IN SHE GOES! GOODNESS! YOUR GRANDMA REALLY SHOULD EXFOLIATE MORE, THE AMOUNT OF DEAD SKIN COMING OFF IN THE TUB IS ENOUGH TO IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A SMALL COAT!
Wow, maybe we could save the skin, and make a Halloween costume! We could dress up as... um, dead skin creatures!
OH I DON'T KNOW BOK, I'VE ALREADY BOOKED THE FAIRY PRINCESS WITH SPARKLING TIARA AT THE COSTUME SHOP! WELL YOUR GRANDMA IS CLEAN, AND SHE'S LOST WEIGHT! MY HANDS JUST WORK MAGIC!
They sure do! I think now all we need is some sugar, luckily I keep my secret supply in the toilet! Yummy
IT'S THE SPLASHES OF PEOPLES URINE THAT GIVES THE SUGAR A UNIQUE FLAVOUR AND TASTE, DEEELICIOUS!

 

by FrixFrax
9-19-06
I'M TELLING YOU BOK, THIS MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL WILL NEVER WORK, IT PREDICTED THAT I WOULD SAY THE WORD "TOADSTOOL" AT SOME POINT TODAY, AND I... OH WAIT, I JUST DID, IT'S AMAZING!
Wow, I wonder what'll predict next.... Holy tasbasco sauce! It says here that Drug Dealer Doug will die a horrible gruesome death... I wonder how that'll happen...
Meanwhile...
Hey Drug Dealer Doug, could you climb into the giant over-sized novelty blender, which has been known to slice people into a million pieces on impact, and unstick that pic axe I dropped in there?
Sure thing! Right after some drugs. Mwuhahahahaha!
...One Day Later
DID YOU SEE TODAYS PAPER? IT SAYS: "PINK BALLET DRESSES INCLUDING THE TUTU, HALF PRICE" WHAT A BARGIN! OH, AND SHOES, HALF PRICE TOO! YAHOO! IT ALSO SAYS... "LOCAL DRUG DEALER FOUND DEAD...
...After slipping on a bar of soap, Drug Dealer Doug, fell out of an open window, crashing below into a cage of untamed lions. That's so unfair! Drug dealers have all the fun! Also...

 

by FrixFrax
9-19-06
...His his secret supply of drugs are to be dealt out in the event of him dying. Rok, we must do the right thing... and furfil his legacy, by becoming drug dealers! Why did you move?
I THOUGHT I SAW A SNAIL, I TRIED TO CATCH IT, BUT IT WAS TOO FAST FOR ME! HEY IF WE'RE BECOMING DRUG DEALERS, I WANT TO WEAR THE PIMP HAT! BUT FIRST, WE MUST LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT SELLING DRUGS!
Hi Mr. Churn, can I interest you in some extacy? We also have some, amphetamines, and acid strips with pictures of cheese on them! Also crack cocaine, as it's obvious Calinda is a crackwhore!
Nice hat Rok! Look boys, I don't think you two should be selling drugs, but shucks I can't resist your little smiles, I'll take it all, Calinda has been trying to branch out from crack after all!
That was a great suggestion of yours to call Calinda a crackwhore, where'd you learn a word like that? Also, what happened to your ultra cool looking pimp hat?
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS "YOUR MOTHER WAS A CRACKWHORE WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU" HASN'T DONE ME NO HARM THOUGH, I'M PERFECT... MY HAT BLEW AWAY, THEN A SNAIL RAN AWAY WITH IT. CURSE THEM!

 

by FrixFrax
9-19-06
HEY CALINDA. YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, IN-FACT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW. IS MY NEW NICK NAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE IT?
I love it! But it's funny you should out of no where give me that nick name, because I don't feel so good, and I am about to die right now. Don't do drugs! *dies*
Mr. Churn! Calinda has just dropped down dead, but the good news is, now that Calinda has died, you can get back together with Mrs. Churn!
Calinda is dead, oh god... and Bok I keep telling you, Mrs. Churn and I will never get back together, because she died... a year ago!
I keep forgetting Mrs. Churn is dead, one day I'll say something when it's an awkward moment! So anyway, all these people dying has made me hungry... for some sugar! I hope none of us ever do drugs!
THE SUGAR... IT SEEMS SO BRIGHT, THAT IT BURNS! AHHH! OH WAIT, I WAS LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN, OOPS!

 

by FrixFrax
2-05-07
Golly banana bread! We're all out of that new cereal that doubles the speed of tooth decay!
WHAT!? BUT I WAS ENJOYING THE SENSATION I WAS GETTING FROM MY TEETH DECAYING AT DOUBLE THE SPEED, KINDA LIKE THAT TIME MY MAN TAIL GOT JAMMED IN THE FRIDGE, BUT BETTER!
Oh I remeber that, then I had to pull you out, and that weird stuff squrited out onto Mum's freshly prepared salad! What was that stuff anyway?
I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BOK, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, YOUR MUM SURE ENJOYED HER SALAD THAT DAY!
She sure did! Hey, I think I have the answer, lets sell our bodies for medical trials!
WELL, I WAS JUST GOING TO SUGGEST SELLING BROKEN PLASTIC SPIDERS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED, IT'S MY BIGGEST FEAR IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

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