Staple My Balls to an Envelope

Author: FrixFrax

Date: May 29, 2005

by FrixFrax
5-29-05
Clive, I've decided, the only way she'll take me back, is if I staple my balls to an envelope and mail them to her
That's crazy, she won’t go for that, it doesn't take a fool to see, all she wants is you to shave your back!
I have the normal six inch standard of back hair; she said I was like a gorilla beast, now gorillas are hot, so you are the crazy one
Me crazy, you’re the one talking to a pink donkey
Now you're just being immature