All comics by daddydoright

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
My kids come first!
Big fuckin deal! To me I Come first!
My KIDS ALWAYS WILL COME FIRST!!
Life lesson for ya. FIRST you take care of yourself then and only then can you take care of others!
Maybe if your motto would of been 'Me First!' you would'a made 'something' of your life!
(crys) "Your right!"

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
My kids come first!
That a beautifully misplaced altruistic thought. But are you just saying it cause you heard it? Or cause your really living it?
My Kids Come First! Always!
Well whoop-tee-fuckin-dooo! Big deal! Whatty-ya want a fuckin martyr medal??
Maybe you should put your self first then you wouldn't be broke, alone and depressed stuck on welfare! Maybe you would of made something of your life then!
(crys) "YOUR RIGHT!!!"

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
(bartender) "Wow! You sure put on alot of weight since I last seen yah!"
Yah, over a hundred pounds.
What's up with that??
I'm trying some method acting. I put on the weight to learn what a fat guy feels and thinks.
(appeasingly) "Okay. So Brando, what 'cha learn??
So far. That being overweight gives you constant acid reflux! And that I really don't like V-8 Spicy Hot anymore. Cause it tastes like puke without the middleman. You know all burny & salty.

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
(singing) "Punky white kid crosses the train tracks!"
Boo! Hiss! Boo!!
(singing) "He's got thin brown hair that looks like a muskrat!"
Fuck you faggot!
After the song Backstage
I don't get it?? Why didn't they dig my tune?
(MC) "Maybe you shouldn't write songs that alienate your audience so much!!"

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
he knows she's a Certified Nurse Assistant
Hey hon how was work today? Have to wipe alot of asses?
(tired) "ha. ha. Not funny. I'm just glad to be home."
now he's going for shock value
I know you have to wipe buts for a living. But do you ever say to the patient when you see the shit, "GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!" Do yah??
(appalled) "NO!"
he's joking
"And why not? Don't you think they would be more happier to see you then??"
NO!!!! They are embarrassed by it. You stupid sick-O!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
he's being snide
You chicks got it easy! Just crank out the kids! Stay at home! And then keep on collecting them welfare and childsupport checks!!
(angry) "Shit!! Do you know how hard it is to get the kids daddys to pay?? And do you know how much fuckin runing around I gotta do just to keep that welfare money coming in??!!
taken aback by the intensity of her reaction
Uhh, no.
First you gotta go fill out tons of forms all over the fuckin place! There are constant faraway appointments! And they are very strict! Tons of rules! You break one! You lose you check!
Really?
Yah! BELEIVE ME BUDDY!! BEING ON WELFARE IS A FULL TIME JOB!!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
(depressed) "Why are you so fucking mean to me all the time? All I am is 'nice' to you."
(angry) "Because you never do what I say!"
(hurt) "Alright. If you want me to leave I will. I don't understand why you are incapable of Love?"
Yahhhh! Got rid of him! Now I can have my new boyfriend move in! HE'S A REAL MAN!!
YEE-OHHH! BEEEEE-IIITCHHH!! FUCKIN TRAMP ASS BITCH HO! GIT YOUR MOTHA FUCKIN ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!! AND SUCK MY GOD DAMM FUCKIN DICK!! THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!
(runs over scared) I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I just Love You So much! so much! I would do anything for you!! You the man!! umphff! slurp! (starts sucking)

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
So we're officially old now! What are we suppose to do?
We're suppose to give up all our childish dreams and put our head to the grindstone and work hard for another 30 years to achieve the fabeled American Dream!
The American Dream? What exactly is that??
I suppose the establishment would say: a wife, two and a half kids, two cars and a house with unending morgage. With or without a small semi profitable business.
What's with the half of kid?
Never did figure that one out either? I think it might be some anal accountants decimal point? Or an adopted foreign kid? Or a kid on the side you got pay support for? Or maybe they just count a dog??

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
How do you chose a good live in boyfriend?
I always move in with my dealer. That way all I have to do is one man to keep the drugs coming!
I always find a chump who works his fifty hours and doesn't mind that I don't work but still gives me all his money!
Smart! Very smart! I guess you can't beleive what they say about blondes!
What? That we can never experience 'true love' because we're so mentally screwed up and shallow because of all the men who have used us as sex toys and discarded us like used tissues?
Not exactly what I was thinking but I'll say "YAH!"

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
All I'll have to do is get one look at him and then I'll know!
Dispatched! the ladies in Mercedes Come and circle their prey in a corporate 'fetish' dance
on cellphone reporting in to H.Q.
Big Eagle One to little bird! What did you see little bird?
He's to smart for his own good. We might have to do something about this one!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
MCDONALDS REGIONAL CORPORTATE OFFICES
I see francise 611 numbers are down. It's located in a predominatly black lower income sector. Our records say customer satifaction is rated 'sub standard', employee performance 'below average'.
I know the type of store well! What we need is a McPIMP! A big take charge ghetto blackman to whip those girls into shape! Get On It! NOW!!
hardcore ghetto McDonalds
YEEEOHHHH!!! GIRL!! YOU BETTAH START A STEPPIN CAUSE WE NEEDZ THEM ORDERZ, NOW!!
(quiet perspiration, the intensity of someone trying to move fast but has never done so before and doesn't really know how)
two weeks later
(speaking to all workers) "COME ON Y'ALL!! WE GOT ORDERS WAITIN AT THE WIN-DOWWWHH!!"
Wow I didn't even know it was possible to move this fast!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
Why are we at a funeral for the AMERICAN FLAG??
(whisphers) "Didn't cha here?"
Here what?
(looks around and whisphers even quieter) "Free..speech..is..dead man."
HERE LIES FREE SPEECH. BORN 1776 DIED 2006
Shhhhhhhhhh!!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
I just wrote this tune back in the dressing room. I hope you like it. Here it goes!
(singing) "I got noth-in to...." (echo effect) "...sayyyyyyyyyyyy!!! But I got-ta say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I got noth-innnnnn to ...(echo effect) sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!" (wah,wah peddle guitar) "But I GOT TO SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!" (gives Gene Simons tongue flick at girls in audience)

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
in heaven
Curt could you sing 'the song' again?
Again?? Oh...alright.
start playing guitar, puts his head down in his Curt way
(sings) "Jesusssssss........don't always fool with sunbeams....
Jesus sings in harmony with Curt
Don't expect me to die! Don't expect me to dieee forrr meeee!!
(sings) " Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you have to die. Don't expect it of me! Don't Expect Me To Die! DON'T EXPECT ME TO DIE! DON'T EXPECT ME TO DIEEEE....FORRR... MEEEEEE....!!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
birds are singing butterflies flying~ flowers are smelling up the place
and Johnny cash sings
There'll be no sadness.....no sorrow........no bad things......I'll see.....
Johnny cash sings
There'll be peace...........in the valley.............for me....................................................................................................

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
John Carter Cash and Roseann Carter Cash at parents grave
I'm kind of glad their gone now.
Sweet Mother Mary Joseph! How can you say such a horrible thing!
No sis. I didn't mean it like that. I meant with the way the world 'is' now and all. Is what I meant.
Ohh?? Yah. It is too pretty messed up ain't it? But all the same. I miss Momma and Daddy.
from somewhere Johnny's Cash's "SUPPERTIME" is playing in the background
(head bent in quiet prayer) "me too."
(head bent in quiet prayer) "I love you two."

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
iN THE War Torn Middle East one man sings
And their guns!! And their guns!! And their bombs! And their bombs!!
War Torn Middle East
Their still fighting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S IN YOUR HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN YOUR HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMBIE !!!!!!!! ZOMBIE !!!!!!!!
the heavens open up and the song is heard thru out the whole region causing widespread peace
OH,OH!! oh,oh! OH,OH!! oh,oh! OH,OH!! oh,oh! OH,OH!! oh,oh! OH,OH!! oh,oh! OH,OH!! oh,oh!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
Mother just slaps boy across the face
Owwwwww!!!
What was that for????
For whatever you did when I was gone!
But I didn't do nothing!!! Honest!!
Then it's for whatever it is that your 'GONNA' do!!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
Honey did you hear the waiter's Austrailian accent?? It is so sexy! It reminds me of Crocodile DunDee! I'm so horny!
Fuck am I jealous! I better bring this waiter bastard down a few notches infront of my date or he'll be going home with her!!
Hey you Limey bastard! What did they kick you outta Austrailia for?? You too fruity for them there?? They catch you going 'down under' on some other fag??
(strong Austrailian accent) "Your orwdir wha'll bee roy-ite uhp sirh!!"
I don't know if that was such a good idea being so rude to the waiter? (eats) Yummm. I just love the 'Blooming Onion' here! It tastes so greasey but yet so very salty! Yummy!
Greasey??? Salty??? Shit!! She's right!! Aw fuck!! The motherfucker pissed all over our fucking Blooming Onion!!!! And I ate half the fucking thing!!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
6AM driving down flat highway
I can see four horizons! To my left the sun is rising! To my right the full moon is setting!
They are at this exact moment at identical heights! Not a cloud in the sky!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
GET OUT!!
FINE!! FUCK IT!! I WILL!!!
(realizing he's really leaving) "Can you 'please' just leave me one thing??"
(stops moveing stuff for a second, way calmed down by her 'sweetie' voice) "What?"
Your wallet.
(shudders) "I feel so fuckin dirty, so used!"

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
Did you just see that bumper sticker on the car we just passed?
No! What did it say??
It said "I...............then a picture of a heart.....The Born......and The Preborn.......But It's Just You That I Hate!
How fucking hillarious!!
Yah it takes all kinds!
It sure fucking does!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
1975
You kid!! Stay the fuck off my goddamm lawn or I'll kick you little fucking ass!! (shakes fist)
I better not step on his grass or he'll tell my Dad and I'll get my ass kicked!
2005
(looking out front window) "Wow does my lawn look bad out there! Here comes one of those young hoodlums! I better stay in my house or I might get robbed again!"
(Outide) "That's right old man hide in your fucking house! You gotta come out sometime! And when you do, 'we'll' be waiting!"

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
I'm outta here!
Your leaving again? Why this time?
Your fucking broke! Can't be fixed! I tried! But it can't be done!
Don't leave! I'll get better! Really!
NO!! Your just stuck on STUPID! You can't fix something that wants to stay broke!
He's sure got me pegged!

 

by daddydoright
3-19-06
Do you know the thing that you do that I Love most?
Is it when I snuggle next to you on the couch when we watch TV?
Nope. That's good but that's not it?
Is it when I make a really good supper with all the fixings?
Nope. I better just tell you cause you'll never guess? It's when you leave me alone and go off to work.
You asshole!

 

by daddydoright
3-21-06
Batender! I'll just take one more. I gotta go thank my Ma. Today is my birthday.
Oh! Does she live around here?
Yah. You might say that.
Here's your beer! That'll be two-sevent five!
later on singing at his Mom's grave
Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. HAPPY!! BIRTH!!! DAY!!!! TO!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "thanks Mom."

 

by daddydoright
3-21-06
Don't you think there's to many fucking WALGREENS! It's like every other month a new one is going up!
Yah! And it's like there's already fuckin' one just down the block!
How about PICK N' SAVES??? Their always putting up a new one every other year!
Well bro? You forget, I'm a fat fuck! Who likes to eat! I like more mega grocercy stores!
How about banks?? I mean how many fucking banks does an area need really??
Yah! Yah! Your right! What the fuck is up with that???

 

by daddydoright
3-21-06
Hey dude your sitting here all alone. You look like a sad old hippy who shure needs some company!
Yah shure! The more the merrier!
"Yep! I'm just an old hippy from way back! Ha!" (drinks his beer)
You don't look old enough to have been partying in the 70's! Even though I can tell by looking at you, that you've shure done your share of partying!
70's????Shit No!!! I'm a hippy from the 90's!!! You know NIRVANA?? SOUNDGARDEN?? ALICE IN CHAINS??? That kinda shit!
Oh cool! A 'wannabe' second generation hippy!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
So?????? Your Mom died huh??
yah.
I'm sorry about that. But I'm volunteering to do what you did for me when my Mom died!
And what's that?
Be a complete control freak and run the funeral of someone who isn't even your blood relative! You know! Do all the details like, pick out all the pictures for people to see! The music, the obit, etc!
WOW! Was I really that much of bitch??? Hmmmm??? I guess I was! Sorry!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Hey there little Miss Priss! How come everytime I see you, you fuckin act like your shit don't stink!
Because??? Uh? Uh? (blurts out) I'm so much BETTER than you!!!
Oh really. And why in the fuckin world do you think that??
Well?? For one! I don't always say FUCK! I just try and be polite and think it quietly!
So what your really saying is your JEALOUS of me because I say whatever I think!!!
YES!! YES! AND IT'S FUCKING!!... Woops!...KILLING ME!! It's just not fair! People shouldn't be allowed to say what they think! Ever!!!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Fuck! Am I toasted! Oh look! Here comes a chick! But I'm to damm drunk to talk any good game! So..fuck it! I'll just come right out and ask her!
Damm! It's closing time! I wana go home with somebody! Oh look! There's a guy! As long as he doesn't say anything stupid I'll give him some!
man leans over drunkenly
I shurrrrrre could use a little pussy??
What a fucking loser! Well he blew a sure thing! I'll give him a smart ass comeback! Hmmmm???
she starts walking away
Me Too! Mines as big as a house!
Come back! That's okay lady! I'll tie a two by four to the back of my ass so I don't fall in!! It's Okay!! Really I don't mind!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
at their home
Hey honey it says in this letter here that you changed theraphists again!! Who are you going to see now??
Yah. I couldn't relate to all those old up tight rich guys! So I'm going to "YOUR NOT MORE FUCKED UP THAN US!" It's a bunch of rock stars who moonlight as theraphists!
Guest theraphist MARILYN MANSON!
So my Dad he use to beat me and rape me and my stepmother used to psychologically torture me!
Is that all??? Ha,ha,ha! My Mom and dad use to rape me with a MixMaster blender and shock my shaved balls with a car battery and rusty jumper cables!
next week's guest theraphist ROB ZOMBIE!
Everyone in my childhood neighborhoods used to take turns everyday humiliating me and beating me!
Shit! Is that all?? Everyone in my neighborhood when I was a kid used to scare the fucking shit of me by doing Satanic rituals all God Damm night! And then they would wake me up by smothering me!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
troop spots a 'wannabe'
I see by your haircut and clothes that your a vet!
Whooooo????? Me?????!! No, no! But.....I did see a whole lot of cool war movies!"
You know......you kind of guys make me sick! Alot of good men died.... awwwww fuckit! Nevermind! Just fuckit! You wouldn't understand!"
Yah....... alot of cool war movies like.... APOCALYPSE NOW!?? PLATOON!?? FULL METAL JACKET!?? THE THIN RED LINE!?? BLACK HAWK DOWN!???
Now THAT'S was a good fuckin movie! There was this First Sargeant in my Company who went to Mogadishu and said, "That 'it' was pretty fuckin accurate"!
Yah! I LOVE the music in that movie too!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Thankyou all for coming to daddydoright's wake! He would of been so proud that he had so many admirers! In memory of him please state your name and say something about daddydoright!
Hi! My name is MARILYN MANSON! I just loved to read Daddydoright comics late at night! It helped putting me to sleep knowing someone had a more FUCKED UP MIND than me!
Hi! My name is TRENT REZNOR! I too loved reading Daddydoright's comics! He was the only other artist I knew of more in need of psychiatric help than me!
Hi! My name is ROB ZOMBIE! Yah...Daddydoright was fucking great! A real honest to goodness PSYCHOPATH, just like my self!
Hi! My name is PAUL BARKER! You might not know me but I was in such hardcore bands as MINISTRY, PIGFACE AND REVOLTING COCKS! I dug Daddydoright! I haven't heard truths like in his comics since rehab!
Hi! My name is......JOHNNY CASH! If you don't know me...Well....it's not for my lack of touring! I've been everywhere! I like Daddydoright's pro 'WORKING MAN' views! He COULD'A been something!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Hello again! Thankyou all for coming! I see we have some new people here! Please say your name and something about Daddydoright!
Hi! My name is DONALD GOINES! For those of you who don't know me I am a black ex-pimp writer who wrote such great American short novels as "WHORESON", "KENYETTA'S ESCAPE!", "DADDY COOL!"
I can see in Daddydoright's writing that he has really 'PAID HIS DUES' and I like how he 'TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!" Now where are all the white women at?
Hi there! My name is CHARLES BUKOWSKI. For those of you who don't know who I am I wrote American short stories such as "WOMEN", "TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS", "PLAY THE PIANO TILL YOUR FINGERS BLEED."
I never read this guy's stuff! But I heard that he read me and that there was 'FREE BEER!' So here I am! Where's the fuckin free beer?
Greetings all! My name is not important! I run PALADIN PRESS! Daddydoright was our best customer! He bought our most controversial titles! I'd tell you which ones but I'd have to kill you all!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Hi everyone again! Looks like we have even more people here! And we have more people who want their turn to speak! Please say your name and something about Daddydoright!
Hi there! My name is JENNY McCARTHY! I always wanted to 'FUCK' Daddydoright but I was just to shy! He seemed??? Unapproachable! Being a great writer and all!
Goodevening! My name is MR. ESTABLISHMENT! I represent the stereotypical old money uptight conformist dickhead! I hated Daddydoright and all he stood for! But I respected the venom in pen!
(the bar crowd) "Boooo!!! Fuck You!!! What tha fuck you doing here! Pig!!"
Everybody??! Everybody??! Calm Down Please! Daddydoright would of wanted him here! This guy so typifies everything that 'OUR' Daddydoright stood against!
Daddydoright said "Our enemies define Who We Are! They Give Us Purpose!" So let him stay! He can drink everyone's backwash!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Hi it's me again! We got new people! Samething! Please say your name and something about Daddydoright!
Salutations All! I'm BONO! Your suppose to applaud! Dammit! Oh well! I like Daddydoright he was the only writer who's EGO came remotely big as mine!
Yah I'm DONALD TRUMP!! I think I would'a liked this Daddydoright character! He sounds like he was on his way to being as BIG AN ASSHOLE as me!
Yo! I'm RICK ROUFUS! The five time heavyweight K-1 kickboxer! I met Daddydoright. I thought at first he was a gangster streetfighter! But then I asked around and found out he was just a 'wangster'!
What'zUp? My name? MIKE TYSON! I would of drove Daddydoright's nasal bone up into his brain for the mere price of eight million dollars! I would of given you some great film of me snapping his brain!
Hi my name is?? Hey? What the fuck is my name?? Oh yah! My name is EVIL KNEVIL! Who the fuck am I suppose to talk about?? Daddy what? Are you kiddin me? Am I on CANDID CAMERA or something??

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Wow! That was great! We got some more for you! Again please say your name and something about Daddydoright!
"Bawk! Bawk! Bawk,bawk!" TRANSLATION= "I came her on behalf of the thousands of chickens Daddydoright ate! I just want to say I'm really glad he didn't eat me! I hear the motherfucker could really eat
"Mooo! Moo,Moo! Moo!" TRANSLATION= " I am here representing the millions of pounds of beef that Daddydoright ate! I too am happy he didn't eat me! I heard he once at a 96 once steak!
BLERG is my designation! We have been watching your planet EARTH! Daddydoright was proof of intelligent life on this planet! But who cares? Where are all the Earth Women? I hear they are EASY!
Hi, I'm LORNE MICHAELS! I produce a little show called SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. I read Daddydoright's stuff and I liked it! Most of it was too blue for 'Our' show though!
But I'm pushing for a new cable spinoff of SNL! I call it SATURDAY NIGHT RAW! No FCC restrictions! Maybe we'll use some of his material? But probably not!

 

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Welcome to HELL Daddydoright! Go ahead walk around! There's alot more LIKE YOU down here! Get to know them! You ain't going no where else! Hahaha!
WOW! Look at all the famous people! Hey Look! It's CHARLIE MANSON! CHARLIE!! Hey dude was that just a Publicity Stunt you did back then for your record albums that weren't getting any attention?
Yah!!!! Man!! How'd You Know??? Your the First Person Who Ever Figured It Out!!!
Hey! It's JIM MORRISON from THE DOORS!! Wow Jim I always wanted to party with you! Let's have a nice cold beer together!
Man! You must be new here? All they have here is N/A (non alcholic) Beer here!
NOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS....................HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Hey there! We have another guest speaker who'd like to talk about Daddydoright! Go ahead please.
Hi my name is Llama Rinpoche. We monks have been studying the writings of Daddydoright for some time. For we 'once' felt he may be showing glimpses of ENLIGHTENMENT.
But surely we were mistaken. For it is written, 'When the student is ready the master will come.' And since he was never truly ready, we 'came' to ask but a simple question of you.
What was that honorable Llama Rinpoche?
'We' monks and especially the other llamas want to know what drugs Daddydoright was on when he wrote his comics???
Wooahhhh brother!! Somebody????! Get me a shot!! NOW PLEASE??!!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
very crowded bar
Hello?? Hello!! Everyone??! Can I have your attention please?? Daddydoright's brother would like to say a few words!
Hi everybody! This is kinda weird. But..?? I'm Daddydoright's brother and..?? I've been listening to all of you talk tonight and ....??
(the crowd) "And what?? SAY IT!! Yah! COME ON!!"
Well??? I don't get it? Daddydoright was just an obnoxious drunk asshole! Yah Shure he was fun to drink with! But great?? Come on!!
I don't see what so great about his stupid writings? I read it and he said the same obnoxious things at my house all the time! My wife hated him!! He could only come over when she wasn't there!
(crowd) "Ha! Ha Ha! ha! ha! ha! Ha ah hahaaha! Cheeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Yaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yahhhhhhh! Wuuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
the bar is 'packed'
This has been a really interesting night so far! We have another person who'd like to talk about our dear departed Daddydoright!
Hi I'm an ad exec. from a big firm that does ads for MCDONALDS and other large fastfood corporations!
I for one along with other ad reps in the business would like to know who was 'paying' Daddydoright to write comics attacking 'our' clients??
Beleive you me! No one was paying him! He just was 'addicted' to fast food since he was a kid! It was killing him from the inside out! He wanted revenge for what it was doing to him!
Yah right?? From all the blocked arteries his brain wouldn't of been getting enough blood / oxygen to think up the stuff he wrote!
He knew that too! He talked about it! So he took VIAGRA! It helped him to go for hours thinking up weird shit to write! AND I always got laid after he was done! I couldn't wait for him to write!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Look detective! Now he's writing comics about his own death! You said by now he would of been shot!
(logged into Stripcreator.com looking at Daddydoright's comics)
Yah! I'm surprised too! I know it and 'HE' knows it! I thought by now he would of pissed off the wrong nut job out there!
(looking at Daddydoright's comics)
both looking at the PC
This guy seems to have more lives than a fucking proverbial cat!
Damm You Daddydoright!! Your slippery! But sooner or later you'll fuck up and write the wrong comic buddy! And when you do.. and when you doo.... Hahahaha!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Detective? You mean to tell me were just gonna keep fucking sitting here with our thumbs up our asses and do nothing??!
Yep! Yah...easy there officer SNID! We're just letting him write more to build a better case!
Do you really think the politicians will use his comics along with that other sick internet stuff to pass a law restricting freedom of speech on the Web?
Yah. Sooner or later that bill will pass! The politicaians just gotta put the right 'spin' on it to sell it to John Q. Public!
And what about Daddydoright? What happens to him?
I wouldn't worry about him! Pieces of shit don't last to long in the toilet! They get flushed! Sooner or later he'll show the wrong person his comics and ... Just wait and see.

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Hey Chief? What da yah mean when you said, "pieces of shit get flushed?"
I mean this guy thinks he's smart! Too damm smart for his own fuckin good!
Huh? Well Chief. Me and the boys got a pool going on how many comics he'll write before he gets shot! And I been reading his shit! Some of his stuff is actually pretty fuckin funny! Maybe he is smart?
Obviously not smart enough to keep his fucking mouth shut! Not smart enought to say shit that shouldn't be said!!
Uhh..??? What shouldn't be said? Chief?? Chief?
THE FUCKING TRUTH! No one has the fuckin right to hear the truth! It should be hidden, locked in file drawers marked CONFIDENTIAL! Whisphered in dark alleys, gossiped behind closed doors and hidden!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Well Doc...?? Is he gonna make it???
It don't look good detective! He's lost a lot of blood. He's quite a fighter that one! We almost lost him three time but he just kept coming back!
45 minutes later
I'm sorry detective. Daddydoright is not 'with us' any more.
Well......??? That's...?? To bad.
You seen sad?? Did you know him well detective?
No. Not really doc. The reason I'm sad is I lost money! I said he'd live till his thousandth comic was written before he was shot and he only got to five-hundred and thirty-seven!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY 101
Everyone!! Settle Down! We only have an hour and a half here! Class! Log onto your pc notebooks on STRIPCREATOR.com! Today we are 'again' studying the comics of the psychopath Daddydoright!
(shows comic strips by Daddydoright)
Notice the 'disconnectiveness' the psychopath feels to 'self' in refering to personna in the third personage! The almost pleading need for 'attention' from a reader, any reader!
Notice the multi-fasia distint dimensions of a type one 'multi-personality' disorder! In the different comics unable to keep one persona going for very long! The 'manic' nature itself of the comics!
Excuse me professor! Could it just be that Daddydoright was a brilliant writer who was 'just' fully exploring his imagination and using STRIPCREATOR to test the limits of the comic medium??
Uh..?? Ah..?? Uh...??? NO NEVER! I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS GETTING AN 'F' ON HIS MIDTERMS THOUGH!!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
THE OLD GET OLD AND THE YOUNG GET STRONGER MAY TAKE A WEEK OR IT MAY TAKE LONGER
"Si, se puede!" TRANSLATION= "YES, We Can!"
We march today as Mexican immigrants! Not as criminals!
THEY GOT THE GUNS BUT WE GOT THE NUMBERS!
"Si, se puede!"
We 'are' America's biggest minority! We are getting organized! And we are gaining political power! And WE WILL no longer be mistreated!
GONNA WIN! YAH WE'RE TAKING OVER! COME ON!
"SI, SE PUEDE!"
We march today 'against' ALL anti-immigrant legislation!! WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS!!!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Hey! I was just thinking! Here's a Trivia question for yah!
What's that bro?
What does it say on the STATUE OF LIBERTY?
I don't know? Something like, "GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR HUNGRY, YOUR POOR YEARNING FOR LIBERTY?" Or something like that?
Yah. But you forgot one line that shuld be there if it was for 'REAL!' It's, "SO WE CAN HAVE THEM WORK FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING WITH NO HEALTH INSURANCE SO THAT OUR RICH CAN GET RICHER!"
Wooah!! Damm bro! Hey bartender get my brother CAESAR CHAVEZ another beer before he starts going radical and thinks he's CHE GUEVRA over here!

 

by daddydoright
3-25-06
Hey Gringo!! What'z up with you writing comics for Mexican Rights??? You ain't even Mexican!!
Well....??? I like to think I'm an educated enough and 'aware enough' to stand up for what I think are the injustices I see in the world!
CUT THE SHIT!! You just were hoping by writing some 'PRO-LATINO' comics you were gonna get some spicey young latina pussy!! Weren't cha???!!!
Ah??? Pretty much. Yah, that'll work. But how'd you know that??
'WE' read your other fucking comics RICO SUAVE! Now no more Mexican comics! Or we will send some bad ass LOCO CHOLO VATOS your way who don't read English! But know how to fuck you up!! Comprende?
Si! No Mos!

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