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by graykane
3-14-05
Your son's so naive that when I told him I needed a good screw, he took me to Home Depot.
Oh yeah, well maybe he was trying to tell you that in order to get a good screw you'd need to pay for it.
My son's at least man enough to get the job done. If some woman had asked him for a screw, even if he thought she wanted carpentry done, he would've taken care of business.
Your son's not naive. He's just stupid. Last week I was building a flowerbed in my garden and asked him to pass me a stone. He pissed blood for three days.
My son may be slow upstairs, but at least his plumbing works.
Sure, but you should teach him how to use someone else's plumbing. The boy doesn't know how to flush a toilet.

 

by graykane
3-15-05
Your son's so ugly not even his hand will make love to him.
At least my son's just going through an awkward phase. When your son was born the doctor wondered how there could be afterbirth without a birth.
Yeah, well at least my little ugly duckling turned into a swan.
More like Jar Jar Binks. Same neck as a swan. I can see where you might confuse the two-- with a little wishful thinking.
You ever sit on his head and ride him like a sybian?

 

by graykane
3-15-05
Did I ever tell you about the Jewish carpenter?
No, and I love Jew jokes. They're not very handy people, so what happened?
Help.

 

by graykane
3-18-05
You know I'm going to win this staring contest.
Staring contest? Whoops, I thought it was a pissing contest. You might want to get a towel and wipe your leg.
Son of a bitch.

 

by graykane
3-24-05
Somewhere in Arizona...
I've got that peanutbutter anus: creamy to touch and easy to spread!
Yeah, but only nuts go in there. Too bad you don't have a vagina like egg salad.
Somewhere in Miami...
Now that Spankling's gone, I just don't know where to put my nuts.
I know what you mean.
Deeper into Miami's Psyche...
Jimmy, I am your left nut speaking.

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