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| Your son's so naive that when I told him I needed a good screw, he took me to Home Depot. | |
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| Oh yeah, well maybe he was trying to tell you that in order to get a good screw you'd need to pay for it. | |
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| My son's at least man enough to get the job done. If some woman had asked him for a screw, even if he thought she wanted carpentry done, he would've taken care of business. | |
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| Your son's not naive. He's just stupid. Last week I was building a flowerbed in my garden and asked him to pass me a stone. He pissed blood for three days. | |
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| My son may be slow upstairs, but at least his plumbing works. | |
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| Sure, but you should teach him how to use someone else's plumbing. The boy doesn't know how to flush a toilet. | |
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