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by dcomposed
12-01-03
They need to kill off a couple more wrestlers again, we haven't had any big deaths since Hitman.
Bret Hart's not dead dude.
Owen then.
The Rock needs to die too.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Come on, grammar whore. You should know what farce means.
(come on me, grammar whore)
I'm not (dcom).

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Poor (dcom).
He brings it on himself.
Don't feel sorry for her.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
I really want to start playing D&D.
But I can't...
Why not?
I have no real friends to play with.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
We're just lazy, and my brother's a drunk.
Your lazy?
YOU'RE!
Blow me.
Not you, (dcom)... simmer down.

 

by dcomposed
12-02-03
[13:12:42] (someslut): Hugh Hefner is pretty hot for an old dude.
[13:12:54] i2smart: Yeah..
[13:13:01] Closing Link: i2smart[c210-49-108-214.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au] s-- ([osiris.fl.us.zirc.org] Local kill by s-- (no fags allowed))

 

by dcomposed
12-02-03
Hey Rabid, I just saw an ad for a movie about you.
Really?
Yeah.
What's it called?
Home Alone!

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
Weed?
How was I supposed to know he was a cop? I was stoned.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
Yo dcomizzle, yizzle wizzle fizzles are of the hizzle fo' shizzle my nizzle.
What the hell did you just say?
Word lizzle, my nizzle. This is basic thuganizzles.
Sausage sizzle?

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I'm never going to win a Comic Competition, so I'm just going to make my own anyway.
"1st Annual Jet Comic Strip Contest-ENTER HERE "
No one liked that one I made yesterday, so I'll make another one.
"The Winter Commie Contest"
No one likes this one either, I'm going to make another one.
"The Don't Know How It Works Contest"

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
dcom, how come you don't hate me today?
You haven't said anything about wrestling today.
Oh. Well then, speaking of wrestling... I heard that HHH sold his children to a cuban drug lord to pay for his crack.
Now I am going to hate you.
Thank you dcom, you're the only person to even acknowledge me. Your hate is the closest thing to love I have ever experienced.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I heard that all wrestlers have small penises, so they stuff gerbils in their pants to make it look like they have a huge package.
I wish they'd use a Weasel instead.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
Stupid Canada, there's three feet of snow outside. I can't even leave the house!
At least now I have an excuse.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I heard that wrestlers wear tight clothes. And sometimes very little of it.
I am getting excited thinking about it...
I just remembered I have to go do something...

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I just made some comics about why I hate dcomposed, now he has to make more about me!
[14:22:05] Rabid_Weasle: i await your rebuttle
What's taking him so long?
[14:33:56] Rabid_Weasle: dcom, where's my hate comic?
[14:42:12] Rabid_Weasle: please dcom, I have nothing better to do than exchange hate with you.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
When does a black person become a nigger?
When he leaves the room!
Why aren't you laughing?

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I am so original I'm going to make a comic mostly about how dcomposed is gay and likes sucking cock!
Then I will make dcomposed say "Since I have nothing better to do, I guess I should just bitch about other people, since my comics suck anyway."
hahahah.. wait.. isn't that what I'm doing?

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I'm going to make comics about how gay dcomposed is and how much he loves cock!
Then I'm going to re-assure everyone that I don't like cock at all.
www.hugecocks.com

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
I still can't think of a better argument than "you're gay", so dcomposed, just admit to everyone that you are gay.
Hello, NGrassi.
Hi dcomposed, I was just telling everyone how I know that you're gay.
Really? Did you read my "Why I Hate Being Gay" comics, or did you just make that up and by some coincidence it was true?

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
JERKIN' MY DICK! JERKIN' MY DICK! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL BUT I'M JERKIN' MY DICK! What a great song!
Hey, NGrassi, what are you watching?
Lesbian porn!
Why not just normal porn?
I'm scared of normal porn, I might see a penis if I watch it.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-03
latest 20 comic strips by non-donors: 1. DCOMPOSED! PLEASE READ! by SinatraFonzarelli2
hmm...
I really like this guys comics...
But I'm still not going to read this one!

 

by dcomposed
12-04-03
He didn't make a single comic in three months!
But what's worse...
The fucker started making comics again.

 

by dcomposed
12-04-03
Hey NGrassi, you in here dude?
Hey, porn!
Fuck looking for that other guy!
www.hugecocks.com

 

by dcomposed
12-04-03
We found each other... now what?
Gay ass fucking?
Good idea!

 

by dcomposed
12-04-03
Look, dcom, now we're both asian girls!
Let's be lesbians!

 

by dcomposed
12-04-03
I've been refreshing all day and still haven't found one about increasing my penis size.

 

by dcomposed
12-06-03
hmm..
Sex Piano really wants to be on Outiside the Inbox.
I might as well put their song on.

 

by dcomposed
12-07-03
[13:19:59] kitty: i'll brb...
[15:25:02] kitty: back

 

by dcomposed
12-09-03
Get a fucking job you loser!
I'll just wait here and complain about how dcomposed is doing what I told him to do.

 

by dcomposed
12-12-03
Get more school!
Get more experience!
Get less school!

 

by dcomposed
12-12-03
Yes! This Why I Hate comic is going to be a good one!
kitty: hi dcom!
Hi kitty! How's it going?
I blah blah blah blah...
Oh shit, now I forgot what I going to make that comic about...
blah blah blah blah.. dcom! Are you listening to me?

 

by dcomposed
12-12-03
Tonight has been a good night.
And it was a good day, Ice Cube style.
[21:46:36] * jools has joined #stripcreator
I might as well just end it all now...

 

by dcomposed
12-12-03
Er.. hello? Mr Friend? I'm from some stupid company and you owe us money for something!
Hogan's ghost! Yer that bloody yank sheila! Fancy listening to you yarn on my blower!
What did you just say?
DON'T COME THE RAW PRAWN! Stone the flamin' crows!
I really don't understand what you're saying, so I'm just going to hang up.
Sing out anytime, ya flamin' galah.

 

by dcomposed
12-13-03
Wow, dcom. I really don't care about you at all.
And to prove I don't care about you at all...
I'm going to take the time to tell you all about it!

 

by dcomposed
12-13-03
I'm going to put everyone on ignore so I can't see what they're saying!
(nothing)
Man, this site is so boring now, I'm leaving forever.

 

by dcomposed
12-13-03
* Now talking in #stripcreator
nate: hi2u
dcomposed: Hi nate.
nate: stfu
nate: that said bbmlsitfbye2u

 

by dcomposed
12-13-03
IhatehowIcanjuststretchthisbackgroundandseethestupidcastleialsohatehowotherpeoplethingthestairsarethecastle

 

by dcomposed
12-13-03
FUCK THE INDUSTRY! FTI! FTI! FUCK MTV! FUCK RADIO! FTI FTI FTI FTI FTI FTI!
Yeah, fuck all that!
Cool, I'm on MTV again.

 

by dcomposed
12-13-03
This comic is so funny!

 

by dcomposed
12-14-03
mAAk: leaving 4ever
(CRYING) Now I have no reason to live, I might as well just end it now.
Crap, I'm already dead.

 

by dcomposed
12-14-03
I'm here with a representive of the United States, who today kidnapped Saddam Hussain.
That's not what we did.
Then what did you do?
We captured him.
What's the difference?

 

by dcomposed
12-14-03
So now that you have "captured" Saddam, what do you intend to do with him?
Sell him back to Iraq.
I'm sorry... sell him back?
Yes, we will send a note with our demands and reassure the Iraqis that nothing will happen to Saddam if they pay us.
So it's a ransom note?
It's nothing like a ransom note!

 

by dcomposed
12-14-03
What inspired you to kidnap Saddam in the first place?
He killed a bunch of people, that's illegal in our country.
But this isn't in your country, you traveled three thousand miles to do this.
And while you were there you kidnapped a world leader. Is that not illegal in your country?
No comment.

 

by dcomposed
12-14-03
There you have it folks, the Americans suck.
HEY!

 

by dcomposed
12-15-03
wow, the why i hate americans... it... its... that is... dam i hear ya, we suck when it comes to well... everything...
well bush sucks anyway...
Hey, Bush isn't that bad.
Just think.. if it wasn't for him there wouldn't be a $43,000,000 Barney movie this Christmas.

 

by dcomposed
12-16-03
Mother fuck the fucking fuckers are so fucking fucked.
Wow, you really swear a lot.
Yeah, I should stop now that I work with old people.
But they all have dementia, so they never remember to dob me in.

 

by dcomposed
12-21-03
i had to beat up my bitch last night she wouldnt suck my dick
Dude, you can't beat up women.
dont u
NO!
if u were a juggalo u wood

 

by dcomposed
12-21-03
i saw dis bitch last night she say she down but she didnt show me her tits so she a fake ass jugaho bitch
You can't expect every girl to show you their breasts.
yes i fucking can

 

by dcomposed
12-22-03
This guy just got done telling another guy how much he likes rap music.
Hey, you guys got that Kneight Riduz album?
Kneight what?
It's rap. A side project by Krayzie Bone.
Krayzie who?

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