Why I Hate Americans

Author: dcomposed

Date: December 12, 2003

by dcomposed
12-12-03
Er.. hello? Mr Friend? I'm from some stupid company and you owe us money for something!
Hogan's ghost! Yer that bloody yank sheila! Fancy listening to you yarn on my blower!
What did you just say?
DON'T COME THE RAW PRAWN! Stone the flamin' crows!
I really don't understand what you're saying, so I'm just going to hang up.
Sing out anytime, ya flamin' galah.