Talkin to Ladies

Author: 0g

Date: August 19, 2003

by 0g
8-19-03
Dear Diary, Recently I've spent a lot of time talkin to the ladies.
...Pants.
See you later sugar pie. I'll call you tonight.
From their advice, I've learned a very valuable lesson.
What the crap ?
Come on, yo. You gots to be sweetin the ladies. How else you supposed to impress ?
I do NOT know how to talk to the ladies.
Kinda like, 'Excuse me Miss, do you suffer from cockinthemouth disease' ?
I'm not certain whether I should be impressed with the fact that you claimed to have used that line, or the fact that you're still alive afterwards.