Our F'n Tree Got Stolen

Author: 0g

Date: December 21, 2003

by 0g
12-21-03
Dear Diary, I've been dealing with stealing lately.
Whatcha writin ?
I'm writing an open letter to the person who stle my aunt's light up xmas tree on our front steps.
I've come to the conclusion that it pisses me off.
What do you got so far ?
'Pig fucker, rot in hell, you scum sucking piece of shit.' And then it gets worse from there out.
Unfortunatly, someone already stole the superhero name 'lazyman'.
Well, write what you know.
Hmm.. maybe something like 'Pants...', but just for continuity.