New Years Resolution

Author: 0g

Date: December 31, 2003

by 0g
12-31-03
Dear Diary,
Should auld pa-aants be forgot..
Hey nigger, listen up a second.
Jesus and I love you.
I know that I've been harsh this last year, but I resolve to make everything better, to be a better person, to stop drinking as much, to stop being such an asshole and to start living life seriously.
Aw, guy, that was kinda sweet.
I'm drunk. =)
Now, pass the beer bong before I lose the nerve to bury my head in that chick's crotch.
God bless us, every one.