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| so i showed my girl a link to a place where you could get business cards made out of beef jerky. | |
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| she was really offended. she's a vegetarian, and so the idea of business cards made out of meat was abhorrent to her. | |
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| I was like, you weren't complaining last night when I left my calling card on your belly. | |
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