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I have a road rage problem, so I decided to get some soothing music playing when I drive. I got a tape of lullabies. So far the most soothing one is Away in a Manger:
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| "and staaaayyyyyy by my craaaadle 'till I grow up and get a cluuuuueeeeee". | |
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| Anyway, so then I'm behind this driver, the light has turned green and he's still not moving. So I get out and open his door, "WTF dude, are you listening to lullabies too?! Wake up and drive!" | |
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No music, but he's got his cock out and there's some sports news shit on his radio.
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| He's like, "Please, sir, I was just trying to squeeze one off before the light changed, and the baseball scores came on. It slowed me down. You know, thinking about baseball and shit." | |
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