Noise

Author: 1nvictus

Date: December 19, 2011

by 1nvictus
12-19-11
I had to knock on the downstairs neighbors' door the other day. I told them to please turn down their music, we can barely hear the moans of the girl on the mattress in the dining room getting fucked.
They were like, what are you doing up there? You can't do that, we'll call the cops.
I said, there's a cop up there already, his wife is fluffing him. He'll come down & write you up for noise disturbance when he's done, ok.