All comics by 3v3tZ

 

Senseless Slaughter Underwater by 3v3tZ 1-16-05
Well, what do ya know... Huh. Well, I'm gonna die...	So, yer friend got cut in half, huh? That must be kind of a bummer. Are you, like, mad at god now and stuff, or...	Oh sure. Ever since it happened, about two minutes ago, I've been all like, "WHY, GOD? WHY?" Yeah right. What are you, KIDDING me? I'm a DOLPHIN, fer cryin' out loud. What's "god", anyway? Ya lost me. FIN

 

R.I.P.T.V. by 3v3tZ 1-18-05
...this Thursday at 8:00pm, 7 Central... Okey dokey. Time to go. Fuck off, death! I ain't goin' nowhere!	...an old friend's struggle to stay alive... See, that's just it. You can't say things like "fuck". That's been threatening to kill you for YEARS! You've outlived your usefulness. Now it's your time. So let's go. Where's your plug? Oh, I get it! It's because that "comedy" channel isn't funny anymore! It's because the "news" never tells us anything worthwhile! It's because of all these "reality" shows, with their...	...check your local listings... No, it's pretty much just that thing about the "fuck" word. Hey, is "Bosom Buddies" still on anywhere? I LOVE that show! Maybe try TBS. Bil Keane is still alive, isn't he? I'm just asking.

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