R.I.P.T.V.

Author: 3v3tZ

Date: January 18, 2005

by 3v3tZ
1-18-05
...this Thursday at 8:00pm, 7 Central...
Okey dokey. Time to go.
Fuck off, death! I ain't goin' nowhere!
...an old friend's struggle to stay alive...
See, that's just it. You can't say things like "fuck". That's been threatening to kill you for YEARS! You've outlived your usefulness. Now it's your time. So let's go. Where's your plug?
Oh, I get it! It's because that "comedy" channel isn't funny anymore! It's because the "news" never tells us anything worthwhile! It's because of all these "reality" shows, with their...
...check your local listings...
No, it's pretty much just that thing about the "fuck" word. Hey, is "Bosom Buddies" still on anywhere? I LOVE that show!
Maybe try TBS. Bil Keane is still alive, isn't he? I'm just asking.