Hesse wasn't Indian; he just wrote about one.

Author: Ackbar

Date: December 19, 2003

by Ackbar
12-19-03
Kathleen! I am home!
Hello, Tom! Hesse's in the oven, he'll be done faster than you can say "OM"
Wonderful. I've had somewhat of a craving for Indian food lately.
Oh, I get it. "Genius." Ha ha, jesus christ. Wonderful pun you guys, I'll be thinking about it when I kill you both.