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by AdamKC
6-26-02
Hi dollar1, I'm Hoover. Great to finally meet you in person.
You seem nice.
What a fag.
Priest.

 

by AdamKC
6-26-02
Hi Taco John, I'm Jim, a.k.a. Logical. I didn't mean any of that stuff I posted on the internet.
Shut the fuck up.
Why are you picking on me? You can bet I'll be posting about this.
He has nice thighs.
He can bet I'll be posting about this.

 

by AdamKC
6-26-02
Hi Tony G. I called your dad and he thinks you should sign this nine year deal worth 12 million along with a 3 million dollar signing bonus.
But Mr. Peterson...Tom Condon says I am really a wide receiver who should be paid like a Hall of Fame quarterback.
Tom Condon is now dead.
You little bitch!
I'm sorry. Everything I did I did for love.
Hammering a nail into your head isn't going to work this time.

 

by AdamKC
6-27-02
Hi Coolgirl. Is our company happy hour tonight or tomorrow night?
Oh great, if it isn't Adam KC the farting jackass. Did that sound come from his mouth or his butt? I honestly can't tell!
Wow, this is great! It's as if the fart never happened!
It's tomorrow. We're having it at Chachkis. I really need a beer.
Cool I love that place! I can't wait to get my drink on!
It's not at Chachkis. It's NEVER at Chachkis. This farting moron is dumber than I thought.

 

by AdamKC
6-27-02
With my costume on people won't know I'm really Ugly Duck. I can get pictures of all the freaks!
Whatever you do...do NOT make eye contact.
Ooh look a man wearing nothing but a thong and a Darth Vader helmet! How naughty!
There's my ride, gotta go!
Oh fuck! What's he doing here?!
Come here often?

 

by AdamKC
6-28-02
I hope you are enjoying this presentation that I, Iowanian, put together. Excuse me one minute. There's a paper in the next room I need to get along with a squeeky chair I need to drag.
But wait I have questions!
Dear God in heaven!
I couldn't find the paper so I guess we're finished. I hope you enjoyed this presentation.
Must...shake...hand... without...crying...

 

by AdamKC
7-08-02
Hi Phobia. I'm KCRED53 from NEPA, you pissed on my back, now It's time for a little old-school message board justice!
That's a banning.
Shit, IP ban! Why didn't I think of that?!
Something wrong with your keyboard?
I still feel I owned him hardcore LOL!!!!1
Your penis is unimpressive to me.

 

by AdamKC
7-17-02
Sorry Dickie V. Tony G still hasn't signed. In fact he was so mad about me having his agent Tom Condon killed that he stuffed me in this under-sized garbage can!
It's okay Carl. I wasn't really serious about that whole Superbowl thing anyway.
I really wish you wouldn't keep saying that. Technically I'm supposed to fire you if you do.
LOL!!!
I can't feel my legs. Can you please call 911 and tell them to bring the jaws of life?
Bite me Carl.

 

by AdamKC
7-30-02
Hi Tony G. I'm really sorry about telling the media you can't play basketball anymore. MAN I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!
I'm sorry too, Carl. Also, I didn't mean what I said about holding out. Before you had my agent killed, he advised me to threaten that about every third or fourth interview, then take it back later.
Man, this is great Tony G! We're friends again! You are like a son to me!
Yeah this is very nice. Oh by the way, I have a contract proposal I wanted to run by you if you have time. Here you go.
I really fucking hate you.
LOL!

 

by AdamKC
8-13-02
Ring! Ring! *Click* "Hello, you've reached the answering machine of Carl Peterson. I'm either on the phone or away from my desk, so please leave a message after the tone"....*BEEP*
That's weird, somebody must be trying to call!
Hello Carl. This is player agent Hadley Engelhard. I'm calling about my client Ryan Sims, you there? C'mon man, I really gotta talk to you. Pick up the phone DUDE!
Oh look! A doggie!
Damn it Carl, I know you're there! Pick up this phone you arrogant prick or I'll sick the NFLPA on your ass!
OUCH! BAD DOG! LET GO OF MY HAND YOU LITTLE MUTT I'LL HAVE YOU KILLED!

 

by AdamKC
9-16-02
WTF is up with you Dickie V?! This team looks horrible!
Did you hear my nickname for Hadley Englehart? It's really funny!
That's it, time to cut my own leg off.
Engledork! LOL!
Don't worry Carl, the Pats can't fade me!

 

by AdamKC
9-30-02
Hey Taco John! I'm Adam KC! Those Broncos sure did suck Monday Night!
I mean I've seen some teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of suckwads to ever suck!
LOL! Okay, since you're not dignifying my taunts with a response, you suck too! And the Chiefs ARE on an upswing! BITCH!
Shit. He's right.

 

by AdamKC
10-15-02
Hi Adam KC, I'm Carl Peterson. What can we do to turn this team around?
I think I've got the cure your looking for!
Is it a new defense? A new coach? Or some miracle steroid that improves coverage skills in under a week?
Sort of, but not exactly!
LOL! Well don't leave me hanging, bro! WHAT IS IT?!
It's my SOCK OF DEATH!

 

by AdamKC
11-12-02
Hi Robert Dole, I'm Adam KC! Any thing new going on with those bone-colored caps?
How dare you speak to Bob Dole in such a manner?! You little punk-ass! Bob Dole could have you killed!
Woah! Easy there Bob!
Bob Dole will get the caps when Bob Dole is damn good and ready! Hear that, you arrogant BASTARD?!
LOL! Anything you say Bob! Sounds good! Now let's get on those bone-colored caps CHOP CHOP! Mmkay?
Urge to kill...rising.

 

by AdamKC
11-13-02
I've been posting on ChiefsPlanet for almost 36 hours straight. Time to go to the grocery store and get some more beer.
Wow look! A real live female! I should take a picture for the Girly JPEG thread! Oh wait, DAMN! Did I say that or think it?
Yikes.
LOL! I'd sure like to spread the legs of that hotty.

 

by AdamKC
11-14-02
Sup, Cool Girl? I cleaned up the coffee mess, so it's okay to walk over there now. I can't believe how silly I was to try and drink coffee that fast, LOL!
Great, if it isn't Adam KC, the company jackass. Why oh why do they make me share an office with this reject? I just hope he doesn't spit coffee all over me.
Man, Friday is finally almost here! I am definitely ready for the weekend! Have you seen any good movies lately? My wife and I saw "The Ring" last week and it was really good. Creepy, but good!
That's really interesting.
Yeah, I think you would like it. What's the weather supposed to be like this weekend? Hey, have you seen the latest "Dilbert" cartoon on Doug's desk? It's really funny. I laughed and laughed!
Please God, kill me now.

 

by AdamKC
1-26-03
Hello, KCJohnny. I'm Frazod, your internet nemesis. I'm actually a perfectly sane and well-adjusted individual.
HOW DARE YOU!? I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD! DIE YOU CIVILIAN SCUMBAG!
I can see that you're having a rough day. I love you anyway, my brother.
Wow. I can feel the inner peace radiating from you! The warm glow of your spirituality is all-encompassing!
ROFLMAO! You actually fell for it! Dipshit.
Mommy?

 

by AdamKC
3-15-03
Hello, Hugh Douglas. I am your agent, Drew Rosenhaus.
Hi Drew.
The fans in KC think you are a hypocrite cause you signed for more money after saying money doesn't matter.
Oh my God! That makes me want to cry!
Pussy.

 

by AdamKC
6-16-03
Hi Adam KC! I had sex when I was 14!
Sweet man! Back in my hey day, I used to have an ass that could turn a carrier around!
Woah! No more information, please.
Oh don't worry. I'm totally cool now. Just look at me!
I'm sorry I brought this up. Let's talk about something else.
NO! LOOK AT MY BUTT! It's so round and perfect!

 

by AdamKC
12-18-03
Hi Taco John, I am chi3fs! I am going to build a neg rep bomb and drop it on you! Say goodbye to the green under your name, PUNKASS!

 

by AdamKC
4-21-04
Dude! You're a maniac!
BACK OFF, MOFO!
Yeah, dat's right! You keep on walkin, PUNK ASS!
It sucks that he's my boss.

 

by AdamKC
4-24-04
Hi Dickie Vee. All the good players were gone so I traded down. Hope you don't mind.
Your a special guy, Carl.
Will you please help me make some good picks?
Are there any woman-beating fatasses or wimpy Tight Ends still on the board?
Yes. Want some?
Feed me, Seymour.

 

by AdamKC
9-16-04
Hi, Big Daddy! They tell me you came here to get your roast on! Time to let the REAL ROAST begin!
HAHA! GOOD ONE ADAM! HAHA!
You are a f*cking IDIOT!

 

by AdamKC
12-31-04
Ah, another beautiful day in the Northland. I feel like taking a nice relaxing nap under that beautiful shadetree
ADAM!!! What the hell do you think you are doing?! Roaming out in the free, clean air?! Go home and get back to work or be liquidated!!!

 

by AdamKC
9-26-05
Hi Sterling! I'm Jason Whitlock of the KC Star! I wrote a big old article about how Chiefs fans should shut their pie holes and leave you alone! Now I'm controversial again! Will you read it PLZ?!
LOL! OKAY!
OH YAY! Will you be my friend, plz?

 

by AdamKC
12-03-05
Ha! Hello, mighty Phobia! Your site is small time! Take my hand and I'll make you a SUPAHSTAR!
But I love my site. And besides, warpaintillustrated.com is a horrible name for a website.
SILENCE, FOOL! You will come to work for me! Your first task will be to slaughter all of the Jedis! You must NEVAR post on Chiefsplanet.com again!
LOL! Okay.
Your payment will be a free subsciption and 20 pieces of silver.
You had me at hello.

 

by AdamKC
12-03-05
Ha! Hello, mighty Phobia! I am Nick Athan, I imagine you've heard of me! Your site is small time! Take my hand and I'll make you a SUPAHSTAR!
But I love my site. And besides, warpaintillustrated.com is a horrible name for a website.
SILENCE, FOOL! You will come to work for me! Your first task will be to slaughter all of the Jedis! You must NEVAR post on Chiefsplanet.com again!
LOL! Okay.
Your payment will be a free subsciption and 20 pieces of silver.
You had me at hello.

 

by AdamKC
4-18-06
Hi Taco John! I know you expect me to gloat about beating you, but that wouldn't be my style. Nope! Just because I have been elected "better than you" is no reason for me to act like a jerk!
Man, this sucks. It's clear to me that the ChiefsPlanet community has judged me fairly and objectively, and has found me lacking as a human being.
I'm just gonna sit here and drink my beer quietly. You won't hear a single word about how you lost with a 7-1 post count advantage!
That does it, I'm outta here.
See ya later, TJ! If the cops pull you over on the way home just tell them you know me!

 

by AdamKC
4-24-06
Hi Iowanian! I don't have any delusions that I might actually win this round, so I just want to focus on being a classy loser. Congrats on your soon-to-be victory.
Thanks, Adam.
SHUT UP! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! WERE YOU BORN A DAMNED FOOL OR DID YOU GET DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY?!
Haha, just kidding. OH WAIT NO I'M NOT! YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?!

 

by AdamKC
10-24-06
Hi, Monkeylook4food. I realize this comic is way overdue. The Scotsmen decided on the Brewery tour, so I guess that means you win!
Yes! Eat that, forum losers!
Unfortunately, the brewery is booked through the end of the year, so we're just going to sit in a bar downtown and get drunk.
Congratulations! You've just planned the lamest bachelor party in the history of man!
STFU, or I'll end this comic right now.

 

by AdamKC
4-28-07
HAHA! Colts rule, Chiefs SUCK! Any chance of you guys getting a first down this half?
Yeah, you guys are really pulling away. Except for all of the interceptions Ty Law is getting, as per standard Peyton playoff meltdown procedure!
The 20-yard attempt is up...it's...*DOINK!* OH MY GAAAWWD!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why the f*ck did I come here?
I'll kick your ass.

 

by AdamKC
5-11-07
Hiya, Stevieray! Do you think for once we might be able to debate the issues like civilized adults in a free exchange of diverse opinions? All while respecting each other as human beings?
You are a dick! And you are stupid! And old!
WTF?! I'm not THAT old! You are being so obtuse!
OH NOW WTF?! YOU CALLING ME NAMES, NOW?! YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE I AM 20 YEARS OLD!
WHIPPERSNAPPER!
Shut up, boy! You just think you so smart cause you can read!

 

by AdamKC
1-26-09
Hey, like to smell some BBO?
HA! OHAHAHAHA! GOT MORE?!
You down with BBO? YA YOU KNHey, like to smell some BBO?OW ME!!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA! OMG, I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN! LOL!
A-to-da muddafuggin BBO, home-boy! A-to-da-muddafuggin BB-OOOOOOh!
AAAAAHAHAHAHA! *snort* HA! HA! HAAAAA! HAAAA! HAAAA! HAAA!

 

by AdamKC
1-26-09
Hey! Like to smell some BBO?!
HA! OHAHAHAHA! GOT MORE?!
You down with BBO?! YA YOU KNOW ME!
HA! HA! HA! HA! OMG, I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN! LOL!
A-to-da-muddafuggin BBO, homeboy! A-to-da muddafuggin BB-OOOOOOH!
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort* HA! HA! HAAAA! HAAAA! HAAAA! HAAA!

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