I hope you are enjoying this presentation that I, Iowanian, put together. Excuse me one minute. There's a paper in the next room I need to get along with a squeeky chair I need to drag.
But wait I have questions!
Dear God in heaven!
I couldn't find the paper so I guess we're finished. I hope you enjoyed this presentation.
Sorry Dickie V. Tony G still hasn't signed. In fact he was so mad about me having his agent Tom Condon killed that he stuffed me in this under-sized garbage can!
It's okay Carl. I wasn't really serious about that whole Superbowl thing anyway.
I really wish you wouldn't keep saying that. Technically I'm supposed to fire you if you do.
LOL!!!
I can't feel my legs. Can you please call 911 and tell them to bring the jaws of life?
Hi Tony G. I'm really sorry about telling the media you can't play basketball anymore. MAN I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!
I'm sorry too, Carl. Also, I didn't mean what I said about holding out. Before you had my agent killed, he advised me to threaten that about every third or fourth interview, then take it back later.
Man, this is great Tony G! We're friends again! You are like a son to me!
Yeah this is very nice. Oh by the way, I have a contract proposal I wanted to run by you if you have time. Here you go.
Ring! Ring! *Click* "Hello, you've reached the answering machine of Carl Peterson. I'm either on the phone or away from my desk, so please leave a message after the tone"....*BEEP*
That's weird, somebody must be trying to call!
Hello Carl. This is player agent Hadley Engelhard. I'm calling about my client Ryan Sims, you there? C'mon man, I really gotta talk to you. Pick up the phone DUDE!
Oh look! A doggie!
Damn it Carl, I know you're there! Pick up this phone you arrogant prick or I'll sick the NFLPA on your ass!
OUCH! BAD DOG! LET GO OF MY HAND YOU LITTLE MUTT I'LL HAVE YOU KILLED!
Sup, Cool Girl? I cleaned up the coffee mess, so it's okay to walk over there now. I can't believe how silly I was to try and drink coffee that fast, LOL!
Great, if it isn't Adam KC, the company jackass. Why oh why do they make me share an office with this reject? I just hope he doesn't spit coffee all over me.
Man, Friday is finally almost here! I am definitely ready for the weekend! Have you seen any good movies lately? My wife and I saw "The Ring" last week and it was really good. Creepy, but good!
That's really interesting.
Yeah, I think you would like it. What's the weather supposed to be like this weekend? Hey, have you seen the latest "Dilbert" cartoon on Doug's desk? It's really funny. I laughed and laughed!
Hi Sterling! I'm Jason Whitlock of the KC Star! I wrote a big old article about how Chiefs fans should shut their pie holes and leave you alone! Now I'm controversial again! Will you read it PLZ?!
Hi Taco John! I know you expect me to gloat about beating you, but that wouldn't be my style. Nope! Just because I have been elected "better than you" is no reason for me to act like a jerk!
Man, this sucks. It's clear to me that the ChiefsPlanet community has judged me fairly and objectively, and has found me lacking as a human being.
I'm just gonna sit here and drink my beer quietly. You won't hear a single word about how you lost with a 7-1 post count advantage!
That does it, I'm outta here.
See ya later, TJ! If the cops pull you over on the way home just tell them you know me!
Hi Iowanian! I don't have any delusions that I might actually win this round, so I just want to focus on being a classy loser. Congrats on your soon-to-be victory.
Thanks, Adam.
SHUT UP! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! WERE YOU BORN A DAMNED FOOL OR DID YOU GET DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY?!
Haha, just kidding. OH WAIT NO I'M NOT! YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?!
Hiya, Stevieray! Do you think for once we might be able to debate the issues like civilized adults in a free exchange of diverse opinions? All while respecting each other as human beings?
You are a dick! And you are stupid! And old!
WTF?! I'm not THAT old! You are being so obtuse!
OH NOW WTF?! YOU CALLING ME NAMES, NOW?! YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE I AM 20 YEARS OLD!
WHIPPERSNAPPER!
Shut up, boy! You just think you so smart cause you can read!