Carl And Ryan's Agent Open Negotiations

Author: AdamKC

Date: August 13, 2002

by AdamKC
8-13-02
Ring! Ring! *Click* "Hello, you've reached the answering machine of Carl Peterson. I'm either on the phone or away from my desk, so please leave a message after the tone"....*BEEP*
That's weird, somebody must be trying to call!
Hello Carl. This is player agent Hadley Engelhard. I'm calling about my client Ryan Sims, you there? C'mon man, I really gotta talk to you. Pick up the phone DUDE!
Oh look! A doggie!
Damn it Carl, I know you're there! Pick up this phone you arrogant prick or I'll sick the NFLPA on your ass!
OUCH! BAD DOG! LET GO OF MY HAND YOU LITTLE MUTT I'LL HAVE YOU KILLED!