Alas, poor Fatkin. We knew him well.

Author: Aggrakrabathor

Date: December 19, 2002

by Aggrakrabathor
12-19-02
The newly Born-Again Fatkin wanders aimlessly in search of the word of God, and unfortunately ends up on the deck of One-Eyed Gorbelly's ship
Arrgh. Avast there, motherfucker. Get your fat landlubberin ass off my poop deck.
[Chat] Fatkin: OH SORREEZ I DIDNT MEAN TO INTRUDE PEACE BE TO THEE MY BROTHER
One-Eyed Gorbelly is none too pleased by the presence of Fatkin.
Arrgh. Are you giving me lip, you swarthy gutbellied blaggard? You goatish fat-kidneyed nut-hook?
[Chat] Fatkin: UMM NO SIR ID DNT MEEN N E THING BY THAT PLZ DONT HURT ME
And so comes to an abrupt end the life of our good friend Fatkin.
Arrgh. Off the fucking plank with your fat ass. Mayhaps the sharks can make a good meal or two out of ye.
I can feel my arteries clogging already.