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by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
I have come for you.
que? no habla englis senor muerto
...
Molestando ninos muertos.
Aiiieeeee, Brujeria

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
STDKILLA4LIFE
[CHAT] Orobos: HAHAHAH IM MAD CRAZY STDKILL0RZ4LIEF
[CHAT] Gorgut: Shut up, dude. You're a fucking fag.
WATCHOUT FAGGY ALIENS
[CHAT] Orobos: STDKILLA4LIFE!!!!!!!1111111111
[CHAT] Gorgut: http://www.geocities.com/aggrakrabathor/orobos.htm
[CHAT] Orobos: HAY I WUZ JUST KIDDING STD IS COOL CAN U TAKE THAT DOWN PLZ
[CHAT] Gorgut: Kike. Choke on hateful goatcock and die.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
STDKILLA4LIFE
[CHAT] Orobos: HAHAHAH IM MAD CRAZY STDKILL0RZ4LIEF
[CHAT] Gorgut: Shut up, dude. You're a fucking fag.
WATCHOUT FAGGY ALIENS
[CHAT] Orobos: STDKILLA4LIFE!!!!!!!1111111111
[CHAT] Gorgut: http://www.geocities.com/aggrakrabathor/orobos.htm
[CHAT] Orobos: HAY I WUZ JUST KIDDING STD IS COOL CAN U TAKE THAT DOWN PLZ
[CHAT] Gorgut: Kike. Choke on hateful goatcock and die.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
One day
[CHAT] Arkin: HAY I FOUND THIS KEWL MANOWAR COVER OF ACES HIGH MP3
One week later
[CHAT] Arkin: HAY I FOUND THIS KEWL MANOWAR COVER OF ACES HIGH MP3
Two weeks later
I think Fatkin's trying to get my attention.
[CHAT] Arkin: HAY I FOUND THIS KEWL MANOWAR COVER OF ACES HIGH MP3

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
Fatkin cries
[CHAT] Gorgut: What the fuck do you want, you fat fucking slob of a bitch?
[CHAT] Arkin: Why are you always so mean to me, dude? You're fat too.
Fatkin tries
[CHAT] Gorgut: You're a fat cunt with fried chicken crusted between your flabs and grease dripping out of your meat curtainish holes.
[CHAT] Arkin: I have a Dimmu Borgir shirt now, so I'm 1337 black metal.
Fatkin lies
[CHAT] Gorgut: All gayness for Dimmu Burger and cafe late pseudo-goth black metal trash.
[CHAT] Arkin: I never even wore the shirt, anyway. I like death metal more. Black metal sux. I got the shirt from a friend.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
Arkin tries
[CHAT] Gorgut: What the fuck do you want now, tubby?
[CHAT] Arkin: Dimmu Borgir sucks, so I got a new Marduk t-shirt.
Arkin cries
[CHAT] Gorgut: Marduk is sheer gayness. I have a picture of Legion getting his shitcrack manprobed.
[CHAT] Arkin: BULLSHIT MARDUK IS ELITE
Arkin...I can't think of anything that rhymes
[CHAT] Gorgut: Have fun jacking off, homo.
[CHAT] Arkin: THAT'S PHOTOSHOPPED but I'm going to burn my Marduk shirt and buy a Thornspawn longsleeve just in case.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
[CHAT] Gorgut: Take that shirt off or die. Or. No. Keep it on. Just die.
[CHAT] Arkin: This Thornspawn longsleeve is fucking elite.
[CHAT] Gorgut: You wouldn't know USBM if all the members of Noctuary and Absu punched you in the fucking head.
[CHAT] Arkin: Shut up, asshole. I don't care what you say.
[CHAT] Gorgut: No one listens to BM anymore, anyway. We all listen to contemporary Christian rock now.
[CHAT] Arkin: STRYPER RULZ TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
Let me see your panties.
Like this?
Oh yeah.
This is starting to hurt.
Keep it up there, baby. I'm cummin'.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
So what do you want tonight, you fat sexy bitch?
Let me see your panties.
Like this?
Oh yeah.
This is starting to hurt.
Keep it up there, baby. I'm cummin'.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
[CHAT] Arkin: GOD RULZ
[CHAT] Gorgut: Go away, fatass.
[CHAT] Arkin: What are you doing here?
[CHAT] Gorgut: I'm checking out the White House.
[CHAT] Arkin: Can I go with you?
[CHAT] Gorgut: They don't let outside pets into the white house, much less fatass talking elephants.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
[CHAT] Arkin: JESUS SAVES
[CHAT] Gorgut: Shut up, you fat fucking geek.
[CHAT] Arkin: What are you doing here?
[CHAT] Gorgut: I'm peeping on this chick.
[CHAT] Arkin: Can I look too?
[CHAT] Gorgut: Fuck no. Get the hell out of here before I dissect your dirty elephant asshole with a chainsaw.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
[CHAT] Hellshock: What the hell are you doing in here, lardass?
[CHAT] Arkin: I don't think Gorgut likes me, so I came here to hang with my true metal brother.
[CHAT] Hellshock: You have five fucking seconds to remove your obese, trendwhoring ass before I have to remove it with a motherfucking crane.
[CHAT] Arkin: C'mon, man. I swiped some non-alcoholic beer from my dad. Let's get drunk. OK, fine. I know when I'm not wanted.
[CHAT] Hellshock: So...where were we?
[CHAT] Endor: We were just lubing up the 12" dildo to use on the little puerto rican boy we kidnapped.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
Hey, there's Gorgut again. Maybe he'll think I'm cool if I pretend like I'm drunk and I just came from and underground show.
[CHAT] Gorgut: Goddamn, you ubiquitious flab of lard. Do you ever fucking go away?
[CHAT] Arkin: HAY WUZ UP GRTGU I JST CAM FRUM A SHOW IT WUZ KCOOL IM DRNK
[CHAT] Gorgut: hahahahah, you slammed a 4-pack of strawberry breezers and now you're about to pass out and shit yourself.
The next day, after Fatkin pretends to pass out and shits himself so Gorgut doesn't think he's lying
[CHAT] Arkin: Hey, where's my wallet?

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-05-02
Gorgut stops to pick up some metal.
What's up, dude? You're buying a lot of metal today.
Yeah, I stole some fat kid's wallet. The fucking poser pretended to pass out to make me think he was drunk.
Gorgut stops to buy some games and hit on the woman he loves.
Hey, babe. Want to go see a movie with me tonight?
No, just take your fucking games and leave, pervert.
Gorgut stops to ponder the ramifications of his good looks and suave charm.
...She wants me.
Why does this pervert keep staring at me?

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-06-02
On the way home from his shopping spree..
Yo yo yo, hold up there homeboy. I got something here I think you need. You need some of Jerome's PIMP JUICE.
What's up, dude? Pimp Juice?
Gorgut is made an offer he can't refuse.
This shit here is loaded with synthetic pheremones guaranteed to make your bitches' panties wet.
Did you say panties? Give me some of that shit.
To be continued...
Damn, white boy, you're loaded.
Nah. I stole some fat kid's wallet the other day.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-06-02
Right on my white brotha. You know what they say, "A fool and his money are soon parted."
Hahah, yeah. That stupid fat kid got what was coming to him. This pimp juice was a great deal, man. Thanks.
Gorgut takes his leave.
Sucka.
Early the next day...(to be continued)
This pimp juice is just what I need to get my hands down her pants. Hell...I think I'll get my hands down my own pants before I go.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-06-02
Later that day...
Hey, cutey...notice anything new about me?
I don't know...is that a new patch of random, grotesque, pubic-like hair growing off your neck?
Gorgut goes in for the kill.
Hahah, no, but thanks for asking. I'm wearing new cologne...it's guaranteed to make your panties wet.
Oh yeah. I'm just sopping wet now.
Gorgut reflects on his triumph.
This pimp juice really works...she wants me.
He smells like urine.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-06-02
Still in search of his wallet, Fatkin waddles upon Gorgut
[CHAT] Arkin: GOD RULZ. Wuzzup Gorgut
[CHAT] Gorgut: I just finished seducing the woman of my dreams. What the fuck do you want this time, tubolard?
[CHAT] Arkin: I was wondering if you've seen my wallet. It had all of the profits I made from selling girl scout cookies for the past three months.
[CHAT] Gorgut: Oh...uh....nope. Haven't seen it. I'll be sure to tell you if I do.
[CHAT] Arkin: *sigh* OK. JESUS LUVS U, PEACE OUT
[CHAT] Gorgut: Hahah. Sure thing, Holy Roller. Oh yeah...I saw a real shady looking character back in that alley. You might want to check him out.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
1-08-02
Fatkin confronts the shady character mentioned to him by Gorgut.
[CHAT] Clown: WASSAAAAIII I'M MAD CR4ZY SK8T0RZ!!!!11
[CHAT] Arkin: GOD LUVS U wuzzu have you seen my wallet?
[CHAT] Clown: GOD SUXXZXZX LINKIN PARK RULZ D00D CUZ IM WUN STEP CLORSR 2 THA EGE AND IM ABOUT 2 BRAKE!!!!!1
[CHAT] Arkin: Thatz kewl man yah fuck god!!1 god suxxx god is dog speeled backwurds
Arkin and Clown finally find a haven where their flaming homosexuality is openly accepted. The rest of the world wonders what the fuck just happened.
[CHAT] Clown: WANT 2 GO 2 HOT TOPIC????/
[CHAT] Arkin: otay letz go ur my new best frend

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-19-02
The newly Born-Again Fatkin wanders aimlessly in search of the word of God, and unfortunately ends up on the deck of One-Eyed Gorbelly's ship
Arrgh. Avast there, motherfucker. Get your fat landlubberin ass off my poop deck.
[Chat] Fatkin: OH SORREEZ I DIDNT MEAN TO INTRUDE PEACE BE TO THEE MY BROTHER
One-Eyed Gorbelly is none too pleased by the presence of Fatkin.
Arrgh. Are you giving me lip, you swarthy gutbellied blaggard? You goatish fat-kidneyed nut-hook?
[Chat] Fatkin: UMM NO SIR ID DNT MEEN N E THING BY THAT PLZ DONT HURT ME
And so comes to an abrupt end the life of our good friend Fatkin.
Arrgh. Off the fucking plank with your fat ass. Mayhaps the sharks can make a good meal or two out of ye.
I can feel my arteries clogging already.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-19-02
Current time: 3:04 AM
*Snore*
Current time: 3:07 AM
Oooooh... Oooooh... Gooorrrrguuuutt.... Goooooorrrguuutttt...
Ahh! What the fuck, dude? It's three in the fucking morning. I am going to rape and murder your fat fucking ass. Fuck.
Current time: 3:09 AM
Gooorrrgguuttt... You have to help me... I've been brutally murdered... my soul can never be at peace...
Fuck me. I'd better not get stuck with you for the rest of eternity, you chodesniffing goober.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-19-02
Gorgut's mildly annoyed.
State thine business, that which would bring thee to the hallowed gates of Heaven, mortal.
Listen, bud. I got this fatass elephant ghost following me around, and quite frankly, he's starting to piss me off.
The angel imparts words of infinite wisdom.
Hmm, yes, methinks this mayeth be a problem.
You fucking think so? Well then I'm leaving his ass here. You can deal with his whiny undead shit.
Gorgut bails.
Hey, wait a minu-- bitch! Come back here! You can't do this!
Oooohhhh... OOOOOHHHHH... I've been brutally murdered... and I can never be at rest...

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
After ditching Fatkin, Gorgut happens upon a chance encounter with Jerome the Pimp.
Yo yo yo, whiteboy slim. You lookin down on your luck, jive. You need some of J-rome's PIMP JUICE.
What's up, man. I bought some of your pimp juice. That shit doesn't work, dude. And I'm not that slim.
Heyyyy, hold on there jive, you callin' a brotha liar?
Uhh...no. I'm just saying it didn't work is all.
Continued...
Never let it be known that J-rome is not merciful. I shall impart upon you the most secret of pimp techniques, Casper.
Enlighten me.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
Young Grasshopper sits and listens.
Here's what you do, home boy. When your nuts get sweaty, you take some of that musk and wipe it on your neck.
Yeah?
The natural pheremones contained in your nut sweat is J-rome guaranteed to drive bitches wild.
Shit. That's fucking brilliant. I'm going to go home and try it out right now.
J-rome strikes again.
Sucka.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
After a hard and strenuous day of climbing up the two short flights of stairs to his apartment...
*huff puff wheeze* Shit. Those stairs are steeper than they look. At least my nuts are nice and sweaty.
Gorgut feels himself down for sac sweat.
Oh, yeah, need to get a nice handfull of that. Rub a little bit here, a little bit there...
From dud to stud.
Heheh. I have now transcended conventional human sexuality. No woman can resist me.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
A true warrior never gives up.
Hey there, hot stuff. There's no way you're going to be able to turn down a date with me tonight.
*sniff* Christ...did you shit your fucking pants or what? ...you have shit smeared all over your neck...
Huh? Damn, really? There must've been some stray shitcrusts stuck to my ballhairs...
I'm going... to... fucking..... vomit..... blllaalrrrrggghh!
It isn't easy being such a sexy beast.
Wow. Weenie Beanies for lunch. Now that's class.
Blrarrgggghhh!

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
Not content with simply being the most evil elf on the block, Mortiis steps his game up a notch.
Hello, kids. I am Mortiis, and I am gay, for homosexuality is the most evil of evils.
It's OK, Mortiis. You don't have to REALLY be gay. You were gay enough already.
No, I must consolidate my place in the halls of evilness by committing the cardinal sin. There can be none more evil than I.
Uhh... don't you think the "none more" thing's a big overplayed? It worked for Spinal Tap, but you're pushing it...
So remember, kids: you can't have latex ELVIsh prosthetics without EVIL.
You're fucking gay, man.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
Unknown to the world at large, Mortiis has summoned an unstoppable army of homosexual fiends and a Mormon.
The time has come for world powers to fall to their knees before the almighty Lesion ov Mortiis.
Name: Pink Bitch Occupation: Gay contemporary Christian rocker desperately seeking God's approval.
Name: Azer Baloo Occupation: Mormon
Name: Captain Tanner Occupation: Yuppie Scumbag Motherfucker who enjoys wearings spandex way too fucking much.
Name: Tentaculus Occupation: Naughty hentai tentacle whom specializes in violent anal dilation.
Name: Father Franklin Qualifications: Over 15 years of molesting young catholic choirboys in the name of God.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
The Lesion ov Mortiis launches its first tactical strike at the gates of Heaven.
ONWARD, LESION OV MORTIIS! STORM THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND CRUSH ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE YOU!
Whoa there, sonny jo bob jim. What's the meaning of this tomfoolery?
I'm Mortiis, and this is the Lesion ov Mortiis. We're here to burn the heavens and create a veritable hell of death and destruction on earth.
Hmm, yes, very interesting. I'm afraid, however, I must ask you and your little gay band of ruffians to cease and desist such antisocial activities.
...but I'm evil, man. See my little evil latex nose and ear prosthetics?
Hmm, yes, I'm sure you are, kiddo. Now run along and bug mommy and daddy for attention.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-22-02
Deep within the bowels of Lesion ov Mortiis' secret hideout...
Captain Tanner, I must embark on an epic and convuluted quest to acquire the Mighty Mullet, so that we might smite our enemies.
The Mighty Mullet? I have heard of such an object that retains magnificent splendor and terrible power. I'll bet it'd look good on me, too.
Riiiight... just be sure to keep everything running according to schedule.
Indeed, Sir Mortiis. By the time you return from your journey, you shall have a platoon of evil mechabots at your disposal.
Unbeknownst to Mortiis, an even more evil and insidious mind was eavesdropping.
Oh, goody goody! Global annihilation will finally be within our grasp with a platoon of evil mechabots and the Mighty Mullet.
(Pinky... did you hear that? This goofy looking elf wants to obliterate the world... what fortuitous luck that we would find such a pawn.)

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-22-02
A well laid plan goes awry.
Pink Bitch, what is the current status of the evil robosexual mechabot program?
Well, for sthartersth, I felt the aesthetic desthign of the mechabot could use a bit of sthprucing up, so I adorned them with Pradas.
Are you out of your FUCKING MIND, girly boy? Where the hell are we going to get that kind of cash? We're going to have to cheese on the combat design.
I sthent a contheptual desthign of the mechabot to the Christhopher Lowell sthow, and they loved it! We're going to be on cable TV, baby!
All's well that ends well. Unless you're Mortiis, and you're going to return expecting a legion of evil robots with satanic death rays.
Fuck the combat design. You are one sexy bitch.
I know. Thisth isth an ode to me.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-22-02
Day 2 of Mortiis' quest: Mortiis has come upon a primeval forest.
Oh goody, a dark and grim forest for me to frolic through! I shall someday write epic songs about the sheer evilness of these trees.
Wha-- Tentaculus?! What're you doing here, boy? Is something wrong back at headquarters? Did Pink Bitch get that double analfist dildo stuck in his ass again?
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And so the two friends depart in search of the ancient relic known only as...THE MIGHTY MULLET.
What's that, boy? You want to join me in my quest to find the Mighty Mullet? What a surprise! I'll be glad to have you along!
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by Aggrakrabathor
12-22-02
Mortiis and Tentaculus have reached the base of Mt. Ayeniss.
Oh, goody. A cold and majestic mountain to climb! Just what I need to fill my evil black metal heart with grimness.
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What do you meant "what're we doing here"? It's said that the Goat resides at the top of this mountain. We must consult with him, for he is ancient and powerful.
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No.
:(

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-22-02
Mortiis' quest has taken him to the peak of Mt. Ayeniss, where he seeks council with the Goat.
Damn. Climbing this mountain with these evil latex fingers is hard as shit. Hey - you're not looking up my skirt, are you?!?
At last the peak is reached.
Hail, oh mighty goatlord, and speak unto me the way to the Mighty Mullet, so that all life on this planet may be consumed!
You have five seconds to get the fuck off my mountain, faggot.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
But... I... I...
Two.
I mean, I... Mullet...
One.
Mommy.
Die.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
After having their pansy asses summarily kicked by the Goat, Mortiis and Tentaculus continue their quest for the Mighty Mullet.
Gee whillikers, who'd have thought the Goat would have been such an ornery old dodder.
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Yeah, I'd have to agree. It would have helped if he hadn't pinned me down and singed the hairs off my ballsac one-by-one with his lighter.
After mending their egos, Mortiis and Tentaculus depart for the Swamps of Rehktumme.
Then again, there wasn't much hair to begin with. I was always something of a momma's boy.
anqweif9*w.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
After having their pansy asses summarily kicked by the Goat, Mortiis and Tentaculus continue their quest for the Mighty Mullet.
Gee whillikers, who'd have thought the Goat would have been such an ornery old dodder.
kqnv>?;.0f8ua gbfqwoibfqj .a()86.
Yeah, I'd have to agree. It would have helped if he hadn't pinned me down and singed the hairs off my ballsac one-by-one with his lighter.
After mending their egos, Mortiis and Tentaculus depart for the Swamps of Rehktumme.
Then again, there wasn't much hair to begin with. I was always something of a momma's boy.
anqweif9*w.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
While lost in the vast Swamps of Rehktumme, Mortiis and Tentaculus are confronted by an ancient demon of unparalleled greed and power.
HO HO HO. There you are, you naughty little elf. I've been looking all over for you.
Umm...I'm not an elf, Mr. Santa. I'm Mortiis, the most gay and evil man alive.
Now now, there's no need for lies. Just come with me back to the sweatshop and complete your contract as agreed upon.
But, umm, I'm really not an elf. See? These are just latex prosthetics. Hahah. Pretty funny, huh?
Get into the goddamned sleigh NOW, weakling, before I break you the fuck in half.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
In our previous panel, Mortiis has found himself confronted by the evil demon Santa Claus, who threatens to enslave Mortiis in his toy sweatshops.
I'm afraid I can't allow that, Mr. Santa. There have been too many disruptions of my quest already.
Agathaiodaemoniacaaidaeomoia - O ancient gods above, I beckon thee to my bidding. I SUMMON THEE! Come forth, and lend me your strength!
RADISKULL HATE SANTA

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
Radiskull and Santa Claus - enemies from time immemorial.
RADISKULL HATE SANTA
Radiskull, my arch-nemesis. We shall settle this feud once and for -- wait, stop, what are you doing? arrgghh! aaagghgavghr!
*chomp*
See Mortiis run. Run, Mortiis, run.
That was fucking sweet, dude.
RADISKULL HATE LITTLE SISSY SANTA ELF

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
Meanwhile, in the ultrasecret Lesion ov Mortiis laboratory...
Pinky... are you thinking that I'm thinking?
I think so, Brain. But wouldn't sticking your dick into a high voltage electrical socket hurt, or at least cauterize your pisshole shut?
The plot thickens.
No, you fool. This robosexual mechabot has been left unattended for the night. We shall steal it and use it to conquer the world.
Oh, yeah, I knew that. But it's probably got an electrical socket in it somewhere, right Brain?

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
After nearly escaping the clutches of the mighty Radiskull, Mortiis and Tentaculus have become weary from their travels. And fleeing.
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Yes, Tentaculus, that is an excellent idea. We should find a place to spend the night and regain our strength.
A short while later, the Neipalls Inn is in sight.
Oh, look, another of our kind. His openly flamboyant display of gay pride colors is quite brave. In any event, we've at least found a safe haven for the night.
Halloween's in October, punkass. Beat it. We don't serve your kind here.
What a horrible misunderstanding.
Then... this isn't... ?
This is a birthday party, bucko. And if you even so much as look at those kids, I'll punch you in your goofy fucktard looking face.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02
Jesus calls a staff meeting.
I have called for all good Christians to denounce your occultist mythology, Santa.
Elaborate.
Your myth is riddled with unworldly powers. Flying reindeer, entering houses through chimneys, delivering presents to the entire WORLD in a SINGLE night.
Is that so?
Fuck you very much, Jesus.
In addition to perpetuating occultist ideology, you're a fat fucking slob to boot. You're the perfect model of what every Christian should aspire not to be.
I work my fucking ass off every day all year to bring a glimmer of happiness to this shithole world, and this is the thanks I get? Typical bitchass Christian ingrate.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02
Santa heads for friendlier climes?
We've declared a fatwah on your ass, fat boy.
Why's that?
You symbolize the western greed, imperialism, and ignorance that has oppressed our people and our nations.
Hey there, I bring gifts and good tidings to ALL of the world's children - yours included.
How benevolent.
And for that we're thankful. We've decided to give you a five minute head start.
Gee, how can I ever repay you?

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02
I don't understand why the average person doesn't want to listen to grown men growling into mics and tearing out incomprehensibly distorted guitar riffs.
Fuck yeah! Or drinking cheap beer all night and vomiting on the guy next to you before you pass out.
Metal for life!
Metal IS life!
METLE FO LIEF
Coincidentally, I've noticed a vacuous hole where any semblance of a decent or normal life should be.
That's because you've only had two beers so far. Have another.

 

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02

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