I'd like a 3 oz. bottle of your new Testicules fragrance

Author: Aggrakrabathor

Date: December 20, 2002

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
After a hard and strenuous day of climbing up the two short flights of stairs to his apartment...
*huff puff wheeze* Shit. Those stairs are steeper than they look. At least my nuts are nice and sweaty.
Gorgut feels himself down for sac sweat.
Oh, yeah, need to get a nice handfull of that. Rub a little bit here, a little bit there...
From dud to stud.
Heheh. I have now transcended conventional human sexuality. No woman can resist me.