Lesion ov Mortiis: Storming the Gates of Heaven

Author: Aggrakrabathor

Date: December 20, 2002

by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
The Lesion ov Mortiis launches its first tactical strike at the gates of Heaven.
ONWARD, LESION OV MORTIIS! STORM THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND CRUSH ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE YOU!
Whoa there, sonny jo bob jim. What's the meaning of this tomfoolery?
I'm Mortiis, and this is the Lesion ov Mortiis. We're here to burn the heavens and create a veritable hell of death and destruction on earth.
Hmm, yes, very interesting. I'm afraid, however, I must ask you and your little gay band of ruffians to cease and desist such antisocial activities.
...but I'm evil, man. See my little evil latex nose and ear prosthetics?
Hmm, yes, I'm sure you are, kiddo. Now run along and bug mommy and daddy for attention.