Mortiis and the Quest for the Mighty Mullet: A Demon Awakes

Author: Aggrakrabathor

Date: December 23, 2002

by Aggrakrabathor
12-23-02
While lost in the vast Swamps of Rehktumme, Mortiis and Tentaculus are confronted by an ancient demon of unparalleled greed and power.
HO HO HO. There you are, you naughty little elf. I've been looking all over for you.
Umm...I'm not an elf, Mr. Santa. I'm Mortiis, the most gay and evil man alive.
Now now, there's no need for lies. Just come with me back to the sweatshop and complete your contract as agreed upon.
But, umm, I'm really not an elf. See? These are just latex prosthetics. Hahah. Pretty funny, huh?
Get into the goddamned sleigh NOW, weakling, before I break you the fuck in half.