Fuck you very much, Jesus

Author: Aggrakrabathor

Date: December 28, 2002

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02
Jesus calls a staff meeting.
I have called for all good Christians to denounce your occultist mythology, Santa.
Elaborate.
Your myth is riddled with unworldly powers. Flying reindeer, entering houses through chimneys, delivering presents to the entire WORLD in a SINGLE night.
Is that so?
Fuck you very much, Jesus.
In addition to perpetuating occultist ideology, you're a fat fucking slob to boot. You're the perfect model of what every Christian should aspire not to be.
I work my fucking ass off every day all year to bring a glimmer of happiness to this shithole world, and this is the thanks I get? Typical bitchass Christian ingrate.