Fuck you too, Mohammed

Author: Aggrakrabathor

Date: December 28, 2002

by Aggrakrabathor
12-28-02
Santa heads for friendlier climes?
We've declared a fatwah on your ass, fat boy.
Why's that?
You symbolize the western greed, imperialism, and ignorance that has oppressed our people and our nations.
Hey there, I bring gifts and good tidings to ALL of the world's children - yours included.
How benevolent.
And for that we're thankful. We've decided to give you a five minute head start.
Gee, how can I ever repay you?