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Santa heads for friendlier climes?
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| We've declared a fatwah on your ass, fat boy. | |
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| You symbolize the western greed, imperialism, and ignorance that has oppressed our people and our nations. | |
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| Hey there, I bring gifts and good tidings to ALL of the world's children - yours included. | |
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| And for that we're thankful. We've decided to give you a five minute head start. | |
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| Gee, how can I ever repay you? | |
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