Green Hell

Author: Akodo_X

Date: June 26, 2001

by Akodo_X
6-26-01
I signed over my soul and my dibs on shotgun for the rest of my life. But it's worth it.
It sho' is. A pleasure doing business wit' ya.
So when do I get the good stuff that's coming to me?
Not so fast, my fren'. First you gotta go to Hell. Y'know, to get familiarized wit' da joint since you're gonna be there a while 'cause you O.D.ed on those 'shrooms.
What the hell? Doesn't that mean I signed over my soul for nothing because I'm already dead? You ripped me off!
What can I say? I'm evil. Welcome to Hell, kid. Don't mind the dog, he's pretty tame once you toss him a limb.