Hard to Kill

Author: AlbertsNewFriend

Date: June 1, 2002

A secret meeting is taking place. A strange man drinking beer in his underwear seems distressed.
I need your help in a very important matter. See, theres this kid, named Charles Miller and I need him taken care of right away. Hes caused me alot of trouble and pain.
I will see what I can do...
2 weeks later....
WHAT HAPPENED!? I gave you strict directions to kill the boy!
HE WON'T DIE!!! He kept raving about his name being "Albert Toomy" but in reality, MY names Albert Toomy!!!
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere stands Charles Miller...
OUUUU!!! Prettie prrety fiarre!! GEUSS WHA FIRRE! Mah namss ALLLBBERRRTT!!