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Author: AlbertsNewFriend

Date: June 1, 2002

Oh look Charles! A thing that would like to be your friend. HAHAHAHAHA. I almost forgot...your retarded. You don't ever have to worry about making friends, cause you'll never have any.
Greetings Earth-retard Charles. I have come in peace, and I seek knowledge of your plantet.
Mah...Mah...Mah nammes ALLBERRT.
If you don't help me I will kill you, I know I said that I came in peace but that was just, what you people like to call, a pantload. Now show me to your tile grout.
Buu, MAH NAMMES ALLLBBBERRRTT!!!!
After attempting to kill Charles...
Damn....would you look at that. A retard that can't die.
Huh HUh HAR HA, Yur Fuuny Ablien.