How to get Osama bin Laden. (God I'm messed up...)

Author: Alcyonae

Date: October 28, 2001

by Alcyonae
10-28-01
In a cave in the land of Afghanistan...
Hum de dum... I'm sitting here in my cave watching CNN. America will never get me!
An unlikely visitor appears in Osama's cave
OH MY ALLAH! It's a kangaroo with a machine gun!
HAHA! We've found you now!
Only to turn out to be someone else!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Ahahaha! I see you fell for my wonderful disguise!