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by Alcyonae
10-28-01
In a cave in the land of Afghanistan...
Hum de dum... I'm sitting here in my cave watching CNN. America will never get me!
An unlikely visitor appears in Osama's cave
OH MY ALLAH! It's a kangaroo with a machine gun!
HAHA! We've found you now!
Only to turn out to be someone else!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Ahahaha! I see you fell for my wonderful disguise!

 

by Alcyonae
10-28-01
A braindead conversation between me and some... thing.
Hi. I think you're scary looking.
Um... So?
As usual, I tick whatever I'm talking to off.
Ah shit!
Bwahaha!
Naturally, something bad happens.
Oh my GOD!
Haha. Now yer an ugly bitch too. See how you like being called you're ugly and scary and everything every god damn day of yer god damn life... *keeps going off about god knows what*

 

by Alcyonae
10-29-01
Oh. It's Jessie.
EUHHHHHHHH!!! PsYcHoOoOoOoOo!
Go smoke an Al-Quaida and get over yerself!
What the fuck ever, assmonkey!
I want to go home.
So go home. See if Igive a damn. Blah blah blah. ........What was I saying? I'm confuuuuuuused!

 

by Alcyonae
11-01-01
Hmm... I wonder what I'm going to do today...
Hey. I'm going to kick your ass later.
Huh? It's about time! I keep bugging you and you still haven't.
I know. I just haven't gotten around to it. But because you're annoying, I will eventually. But not right now cuz I'm too damn tired. So yeah.
And god said... "You're on the moon because I had nothing to do for the last panel!"
Ahh! You kicked my ass and now I'm in a trash can on the moon. How did that happen?
WHY THE HELL AM I ON THE MOON?!

 

by Alcyonae
11-01-01
Hello my mechanical son.
Haha! You're on a big stick!
I died for your sins! How dare you mock the son of god!
Haha! You're on a big stick!
And he finally comes to realize how sucky the world is...
Why do I bother... In every damn comic strip some asshole mocks me... Dad? Why did you promise you'd never destroy the world again?
Haha! You're on a big stick!

 

by Alcyonae
11-01-01
TRICK OR TREAT!
Eh, aren't you a bit old to be trick or treating?
Yes. But I figured it was a good thing to say to get you to open the door. I'm a penguin whore.
Well in that case, come on in! It's about time I had sex with a penguin. I've had sex with everything else!
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

 

by Alcyonae
11-08-01
So I see Jessie gave him the letter...
Wonderbread, I hear that you are obsessed with me. That's a bit weird. Just thought I'd let you know. Ciao! Alison
So.
Well you see, I decided I needed to be obsessed with someone, so I picked you. You just happened to be there.
I guess I picked the wrong person to be obsessed with.
You got that right!

 

by Alcyonae
11-09-01
Are you a fish?
Yes. What are you?
...
Sadly, this comic strip has no point. At all.
I don't know.
Oh. Well then. Cheerio!

 

by Alcyonae
11-10-01
Hey! Would you like to try this new lipgloss?
Sure! What kind is it?
You'll find out. Here you go! It'll make your lips feel really cool.
Umm... My lips are starting to go numb...
Hahaha! Dumbass. It was extra strength ORAGEL!
God damn it! That's the last time I trust old guys.

 

by Alcyonae
11-10-01
I...
Here. Put this stuff on your lips.
Okay! Lip gloss, right?
Am...
Of course. Your lips will go numb, though.
You're kidding me, right?
Stupid...
Nope. It's extra strength Oragel! *teehee*
Shit! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you...

 

by Alcyonae
11-10-01
The day that everything went wrong...
Life sucks!
But you have so much to live for!
Like what?
Hmm... The puppy dogs, the pretty birdies, and all that other crap that I can't think of right now.
Ahh! No happy things!
Let's get you into the kitchen and clean you up. If I remember correctly, your pills are by the sink...

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