A Very Scary Halloween

Author: Alcyonae

Date: November 1, 2001

by Alcyonae
11-01-01
TRICK OR TREAT!
Eh, aren't you a bit old to be trick or treating?
Yes. But I figured it was a good thing to say to get you to open the door. I'm a penguin whore.
Well in that case, come on in! It's about time I had sex with a penguin. I've had sex with everything else!
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...