Sadly, This is Based on a True Story

Author: Alcyonae

Date: November 10, 2001

by Alcyonae
11-10-01
Hey! Would you like to try this new lipgloss?
Sure! What kind is it?
You'll find out. Here you go! It'll make your lips feel really cool.
Umm... My lips are starting to go numb...
Hahaha! Dumbass. It was extra strength ORAGEL!
God damn it! That's the last time I trust old guys.