Debbie's First Day as Satan

Author: Algirdas

Date: April 17, 2005

by Algirdas
4-17-05
Oh, cool! A doggie!
I am not a "doggie", little girl. I am a high-ranking demon that can rip your soul straight from your bod--
I said DOGGIE!
What the?...
Oh! Oh! I almost forgot! Some really old guy said I'm the new Satan! Isn't that cool, doggie?
You'd think that as a high-ranking demon, I wouldn't be the LAST to know of these changes.