The First Bureaucrat

Author: AllisonMackay

Date: August 9, 2006

by AllisonMackay
8-09-06
Around one half-million years ago:
Something horrible has happened! The tribe's fire has flickered out!
*Gasp!* Without fire we will be unable to scare away tigers, and we'll surely freeze to death when winter comes!
As our bravest hunter, the Elders have given you a mission - to seek out new fire and return it to us as quickly as you can.
I will not fail our people. I go now to purify myself and sharpen my spear.
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