Shadow of the Hollywood Accounting Vampire

Author: AllisonMackay

Date: October 6, 2006

by AllisonMackay
10-06-06
So it's agreed then, Count Orlock...
Yesssssss. And when the film is completed, she shall be MINE.
Yeah... we have to talk about that. See, I know we agreed, but the Screen Actors' Guild isn't keen on us feeding our leading lady to a vampire.
What? I knew you people were not to be trusted! Leave at once or I will rip you apart!
Hey, relax, Count baby. We can work this out. I'm even prepared to offer you a percentage of the profits from the picture.
How about a percentage of the GROSS? I saw what you shits did to Stan Lee.