Ripped from the headlines (of 2 weeks ago)

Author: AllisonMackay

Date: November 16, 2006

by AllisonMackay
11-16-06
I want to apologize to my wife and all my parishoners, I am a weak sinner. A team of pastors is now helping me resist the sinful siren lure of gay sex.
This would go a lot faster if you didn't keep taking washroom breaks at the Y across the street. The toilets here are cleaned regularly, you know.
Be right back. Praise Jesus.