A (More or Less) Honest Living

Author: AllisonMackay

Date: September 13, 2007

by AllisonMackay
9-13-07
Oldest profession:
If I give you five goats, will you have sex with me?
For six I'm all yours, sailor.
Second oldest profession:
... then we went back to my hut and she slowly took off her furs, exposing her firm but supple...
Fap fap fap... this story was totally worth three goats.
Third oldest profession:
Then she said "For six I'm all yours, sailor"...
Sinner! Fornicator! But for two goats, I will forgive your sin.