Con Apocalypse

Author: AllisonMackay

Date: July 28, 2008

by AllisonMackay
7-28-08
To open the Portal of Arhgash, I must sacrifice three score and five virgins.
I WAS going to attack a convent full of nuns, but since this is the 21st century...
... I'm thinking I'll just immolate San Diego Comic-Con.
Um, can you wait and do it after Summer Glau signs my Firefly DVD's?