I hate it when you say... NO FAT CHICKS!

Author: AllisonMackay

Date: January 10, 2010

by AllisonMackay
1-10-10
Man, what's up with women? They're all so superficial and always judging. No wonder I can never get a date. Dumb bitches.
What about Jane? She's nice, and I'm pretty sure she would go on many dates with you. She obviously has a crush on you.
Jane? Haha. Dude, she weighs like, 200 pounds.
This neighbourhood is dangerous! I think I just dodged a bullet!
You sure did, Jane. You sure did.