Aluminum Guy #9

Author: Aluminum_Guy

Date: December 11, 2003

by Aluminum_Guy
12-11-03
Skittles, Recordable Injury Guy was attacked by racoons in the tool shed and now he can't drive. I need you to go get him. If he at least punches in we won't have to report it as a lost-time accident.
Oh, I don't think I've been properly trained on that procedure.
What procedure?
Driving!
I'm pretty sure you have been trained on that, Skittles. You showed us your driver's license when we hired you.
Driver's license? I thought that was my MENSA membership card. No wonder all the questions on the test were about cars and road signs.