Aluminum Guy #11

Author: Aluminum_Guy

Date: December 17, 2003

by Aluminum_Guy
12-17-03
...anyway, after rolling over six or seven times the forklift burst into flames.
Fortunately, the driver, Rascal, was thrown clear of the lift and landed gracefully on his feet, looking fabulous. Unfortunately, the lift landed on Recordable Injury Guy.
We've installed a time clock next to his bed in the intensive care unit, so it shouldn't have to go down as a lost-time accident.