Muffins are good.

Author: Alyn

Date: January 9, 2002

by Alyn
1-09-02
I grow tired of your petty games, Phillip.
These aren't games. They're muffins. Space muffins!
The come hither looks. The constant veiled innuendos. The polaroids of you wearing only that purple thong...
I like games though. Especially scrabble. But games are better if they involve muffins.
This is sexual harrasment and I don't have to take it anymore!
Hey, let's make our OWN version of scrabble with letter-shapped muffins!