But I made onion dip!

Author: Alyn

Date: January 10, 2002

by Alyn
1-10-02
Hey, Uncle Death!
MY SIBLINGS ARE WAR, FAMINE AND PESTILANCE. AS FAR AS I KNOW, NONE OF THEM HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO POULTRY.
No, really, I'm a Satanist. Doesn't Death come around to each cult member just to, you know, say hi?
I DO NOT. I VISIT EACH MORTAL ONLY ONCE. I ASSUME YOU ALREADY KNOW FOR WHAT REASON, AND ONLY PRETENDED IGNORANCE IN AN ATTEMPT TO AVOID IT.
Jon, it's for you!
USUALLY THEY JUST CHALLENGE ME TO A CHESS GAME, YOU KNOW.