How's the super?

Author: Alyn

Date: January 10, 2002

by Alyn
1-10-02
NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE.
Uh.... thank you. Sir.
I BET THE RENT COSTS A FORTUNE.
Well, uh, no, actually it's pretty reasonable. Mr. Death, I really didn't think you'd come until I hit at least fifty, and my life so far hasn't been fulfilling in, well, any way, so I'd appreciate-
DECENT RENT FOR A PLACE LIKE THIS? DOES THAT INCLUDE UTILITIES? HEY, WAIT, IS THAT COPPER WIRING?
I'll be over here while you check out the kitchen, praying for my eternal soul. But please feel free to completely forget about my entire existance.